Ishmael
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A long time ago in a galaxy far away I was burdened with the task of entertaining out or town dignitaries and prospective clients. I wasn't the only one, but my number came up as the circumstances dictated.
The 'clients', especially the engineers always wanted to see tits, or more. In Orlando at that time it meant z trip to "The Doll House." Up in Detroit it was across the river at the "Royal Windsor Ballet." (Ask Lance for details on that one.) Different towns, different faces, different names. But ion the end, if you've seen one, you've seen two.
After using the corporate expense account to purchase such entertainment it goes without saying that eventually you start 'grading' the performances. And just like the Oscar's, there were categories. Generally speaking there were three with some crossover entertainer's. Dancers, Acrobats, and Strippers.
I ended a long hiatus from porn tonight, why, I have no idea. It seemed like a good idea at the time. But I soon started looking at it with the eyes of a critic. And low and behold there were categories there as well. Not necessarily the categories you get to choose from, but categories none the less.
Actors/actresses. They can fake an orgasm with authenticity.
The males have a much harder time (pun not necessarily intended in this regard).
Strippers. Some things never change. The act revolves around them removing their clothing, the fucking is just a contractual obligation.
Acrobats. No shit, some/most of those positions are just for the camera.
The Dancer category is replaced by the Enthusiast. They just enjoy fucking and they don't care if there's a camera in the room or not. Few and far between, but a category.
Got a complaint on my categories, nominations for sub-categories, pissed off about my objectification of women? Have at it.
Ishmael
The 'clients', especially the engineers always wanted to see tits, or more. In Orlando at that time it meant z trip to "The Doll House." Up in Detroit it was across the river at the "Royal Windsor Ballet." (Ask Lance for details on that one.) Different towns, different faces, different names. But ion the end, if you've seen one, you've seen two.
After using the corporate expense account to purchase such entertainment it goes without saying that eventually you start 'grading' the performances. And just like the Oscar's, there were categories. Generally speaking there were three with some crossover entertainer's. Dancers, Acrobats, and Strippers.
I ended a long hiatus from porn tonight, why, I have no idea. It seemed like a good idea at the time. But I soon started looking at it with the eyes of a critic. And low and behold there were categories there as well. Not necessarily the categories you get to choose from, but categories none the less.
Actors/actresses. They can fake an orgasm with authenticity.
The males have a much harder time (pun not necessarily intended in this regard).
Strippers. Some things never change. The act revolves around them removing their clothing, the fucking is just a contractual obligation.
Acrobats. No shit, some/most of those positions are just for the camera.
The Dancer category is replaced by the Enthusiast. They just enjoy fucking and they don't care if there's a camera in the room or not. Few and far between, but a category.
Got a complaint on my categories, nominations for sub-categories, pissed off about my objectification of women? Have at it.
Ishmael
