Rod Hardwick
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- Joined
- Feb 15, 2002
- Posts
- 52
I take this opportunity to rant about porno. I hate the videos where all they have are five scenes, each with a naked girl getting fucked on a bed. It's worse still when they try to interview them. What are they thinking?
I'm not looking for a deep involved plot like a lot of the high production value videos like Vivid or what not, which feature porn stars who like to pretend they can act...I'd just fast forward through all that, anyway. I'm not looking for that much plot, just thirty seconds of backstory and a change of scenery and costume, please! Something to at least make it interesting.
What I hate the most is when they play up some sort of fetish, and then immediately abandon it. Like, they call the video "sexy nurses" or something, they show a girl on a bed in a nurse outfit for thirty seconds, and then for the rest of the scene she's completely naked. Repeat for scenes two through five. They do the same thing with school girls all the time. Seriously, is it that hard to film on a set? If the video is supposed to be about schoolgirls, how about taking thirty seconds, she goes into her professor's office, he tells her she needs to do something to save her grades, and so she fucks him, still wearing her plaid skirt. Was that so hard?
Oh, and don't get me started on casting...what's up with the tatoos? Especially in the schoolgirl videos. They've got some girl, who's supposed to be some innocent college girl, right? Oh, but she's got four tatoos. Right...
Okay, I'm done. Flame away.
I'm not looking for a deep involved plot like a lot of the high production value videos like Vivid or what not, which feature porn stars who like to pretend they can act...I'd just fast forward through all that, anyway. I'm not looking for that much plot, just thirty seconds of backstory and a change of scenery and costume, please! Something to at least make it interesting.
What I hate the most is when they play up some sort of fetish, and then immediately abandon it. Like, they call the video "sexy nurses" or something, they show a girl on a bed in a nurse outfit for thirty seconds, and then for the rest of the scene she's completely naked. Repeat for scenes two through five. They do the same thing with school girls all the time. Seriously, is it that hard to film on a set? If the video is supposed to be about schoolgirls, how about taking thirty seconds, she goes into her professor's office, he tells her she needs to do something to save her grades, and so she fucks him, still wearing her plaid skirt. Was that so hard?
Oh, and don't get me started on casting...what's up with the tatoos? Especially in the schoolgirl videos. They've got some girl, who's supposed to be some innocent college girl, right? Oh, but she's got four tatoos. Right...
Okay, I'm done. Flame away.
