porn dialogue directions

Okay, this made me laugh. I would love to do this someday.

I've always thought it would be fun to do like a dirty talk fails thread or something. Maybe this will be like that. Like something like "Glaze me like a doughnut!" Like things that you'd expect someone totally clueless to say during sex. Like things that make you say "What the fuck did I just hear?!" Or like the Mallrats thing. "Who's your favorite New Kid? Call me Joey! Call me Donny!"
 
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