Popular topics at Deborah's Brownie Troop meetings...

[KillerMuffin]

C'mon, take your best guess!! (We love you Deb!)

(You can thank Expertise for this one. I'm shedding blame today.)

I can see it now, all those fresh scrubbed, eager young faces turned upwards, impatiently awaiting the words of wisdom from Deborah, their fearless leader...

"Today, girls, we're learning the proper method for putting a boy in his place. First thing we use is a choke chain and a leather leash. Leather is better than nylon because it leaves more satisfying marks when you slap them on the back with the leash. April! Are you paying attention? If you can master this one girls, you can earn the coveted "In the Doghouse Merit Badge." Woof!"

 

[April]

Huh? Wha...? I was daydreaming, damnit! I had Expertise chained up in my wine cellar, and was drizzling honey over his naked, ummm...parts.

Now you've made me wake up to reality. Damnit, now I need to smack someone. Any volunteers?

 

[Expertise]

In my best Deborah voice....

*BTW have you been to the outback lately?*

.... ALRIGHT LADIES. THIS IS THE M16A2 ASSAULT RIFLE. PLEASE ATTACH THE GINORMOUS FUSCHIA DILDO TO THE WEAPON VIA THE MODIFIED BAYONET CLIP AS DESCRIBED IN BROWNIE FIELD MANUAL FM-23.HOLD YOUR WEAPON AT PORT ARMS AND READY TO CHARGE THE DUMMY TO YOUR FRONT. A MERIT BADGE TO THE FIRST OF YOU LADIES TO ACCOMPLISH A GROIN THRUST /BUTTSTROKE COMBO. READY........!!!!!!

 

[Guest]

Survivor

That's what I want to be, a survivor, that's why I'm posting under a guest name.

I wonder if Deborah was in the outback how she'd fare on Survivor 2. I figure she'd either be the first voted off or would win the $1M.

Wasn't that first woman voted off named Deb? In reality, of the 8 women, she was probably the most likely to "survive" in a real survival situation as opposed to a TV program. Apparently Kimi, the one who expressed concern about where she could masterbate in private, sabotaged Deb. That's the way I heard it on the talk shows anyway.

 

[*Lazer*]

Deborah sounds like a hell of a person and would love to party with her at least once. I think she is the funniest woman on this board. Where can I sign up for this brownie troop thing?

 

[Bs]

*Lazer* - she is the best thing this board every had going for it ........ I member back in the good ole' days during the SouthernHelle/Deborah wars....man them were the days... checking into the threads... It was all in flames ....blood, guts, & gore.......

not like now all you got is a bunch of WUSSIES that like to chat with one another.... and when there to afraid they might post somthing one of their buddies may not like they do it under the guest ...... Real Pansy Asses..... not like Deborah she was a real mans woman....

 

[Bs]

Oh, and by the way it proably would not be a Brownie Troop, but rather a Sunday School Class.....

 

[Whispersecret]

"Before we start the meeting we must all recite the Deb Scout Pledge. Everybody?

On my honor I will try:
to smack down the trolls at all times
to punish Patryn
to expose all conspiracies at Literotica
to maintain an encyclopedic knowledge of the Bible
to never show mercy
And to abide by Laurel's Laws.

Now, it's that time of year again, kiddos. No more sissy cookies though. No, siree. This year we're selling strap-ons. Unfortunately, they're all named after flowers. Even so, I think we can sell them.

We got your Daisy. That's your basic model. Six inches of fleshy meat.

There's the Pansy. It's thinner for asswipes who can't take a real dick in the ass.

The Long Stemmed Rose. I like to call it Rectum-Rose, which is self-explanatory. Make sure you tell people the rubber thorns are extra.

The African Violet - More like the African Violent. This baby is a must. Vibrates faster than Amb-noxious can start threads. And it takes so much juice to run, it's outlawed in California because of the power shortage.

The Chrysanthe-Mommy - This one is aimed toward mothers whose sons are too young to fuck yet.

And my favorite, the Two-lip. Yeah, the two-headed one. Double your pleasure with twenty inches of dildo dick.

Hey! HEY, girls, stop trying out the merchandise! Now I'm going to have to punish you...

 

[Phoenix]

God I love starting trouble

Now as Lit's bastard son I have to object to Bs or Byotch's comments. Just because we all do not hate each other does not mean we are a bunch of pussies. Hell you want to piss me off well trust me it won't be pleasant for you. Why because I am burnout college coed who is dangerous low on the Starbuck and will choke you out with your own intestines if you disagree with me. lol.

 

[*Lazer*]

Forgive me Phoenix isn't a college coed female? I got confused when you referred to yourself as a bastard son. Let me buy you a double expresso and perhaps you can clear this up.

 

[Todd]

co-ed adj : attended by members of both sexes [syn: coeducational]

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[*Lazer*]

coed - noun- college student espically female in a coeducational institution.
Gotta love the dictionary

 

[Expertise]

Bs

Pussies? See posts above. do we look like we're scared to offend?

Deborah has her place, no question, but she just ain't that scary.

 

[Bs]

.........not like now all you got is a bunch of WUSSIES that like to chat with one another.... and when there to afraid they might post somthing one of their buddies may not like they do it under the guest ...... Real Pansy Asses..... not like Deborah she was a real mans woman....

NOPE, had to go back and see if maybe I misspelled WUSSIE seems you think I called someone a PUSSIE ...... In fact I said what I meant and meant what I said.

As for Deborah, being that Scary , She does not need me to defend her..... and I learned a long time ago to have a healthy respect for her.....

 

[Expertise]

I stand corrected..... wussie (sp?)

I say again, do the posts above look like we are afraid to taunt, offend etc.?

I have no hesitation about telling anyone what I think of them should they ask.... sometimes my opinion is even unsolicited.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Expertise]

Bar fight.

And off we go guidons high into our respective camps. Battle on the morrow. Fear not death or sorrow.Blood spilt for honor.

 

[Bs]

OK, self control - I won't respond to this thread anymore.

 

[Deborah]

Where's MY PLACE, Expertise, right behind you?

I'll tell you one thing, those Brownies would damn well know how to start a fire without matches. Funny thing, most guys think the magnifying glass in a Swiss army knife is to find their dicks (not you Bs). Nope, it's a burning lens.

I just wish someone would figure out how to play Survivor on Literotica. Once all the guys are voted off (not you Bs) for, you know, for being guys, Whispersecret would soon change her tune about you know what. It wouldn't be a bible I'd be bringing along, unlike that Rodger dude who tried to fire his up. Of course, I'd make it well known if I get voted off I'm taking my you know what with me.

 

[Madame Pandora]

I want Deb in charge of my kid's extra-curricular activities.

If nothing else, it would be a given that instead of a bunch of badges, the kid would walk away with the ability to defend herself verbally, and the wisdom to recognize the wussies and/or pussies (wouldn’t want to be unPC by using the incorrect term) who aren't worth defending herself against.

It's not about fear, boys and girls, it's about having the balls to be yourself. Any real woman doesn't need approval or applause. The earlier Deb’s campers learn that, the better.

Truly, I don't think Deb's an icon either. She's an iconoclast. Ya'll may have seen people like her on TV. They're the ones with the talent and risk factor who know that life's a lot more than a popularity contest.

Of course, those girls with mothers more faint of heart can always follow the tried and true method of standing in the middle of the room and jumping up and down screaming "look at me...look at me" until someone finally does.

They'd last about ten minutes at Deb Camp, I'd think. She'd send them back so Mommy can rear them for a nice future as abused wives or secretarial doormats. And you know...they're so sweet, we might as well give them all the cookies, too...maybe a special brand of “Little Debbie” snacks they can sell with a smile so that everyone will like them.

Funny how the shiny happy patrol moans and pouts the moment you post in one of "their" threads, Deb...and yet can't stay away from ya.

Can't blame them, really, you're a fascinating broad. Moths to a flame. Thank God you're a bug zapper ;-)

MP

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Debs, how I love the.. let me count the ways

[Edited by Svedish_Chef on 01-31-2001 at 05:33 PM]

 

[Siren]

Hey Troop Leader !!!!

 

[Guest]

She better take me!

 

[CelestialBody]