Poptart pastries?

[CelestialBody]

 

[R Nitelight]

Sweets

Then explain to me what I've been doing for the last thirty years?

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

What brand are you eating? Kellog's you can put in a toater.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[R Nitelight]

Sweets

Never mind.

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Oh okay. I don't know about those, I did microwave the pastries though and it said it wasn't recomended.

 

[forgetunome]

I'm sorry...

Not the normal Poptarts-the pastries. Flaky crust and all. Cheese filling. I didn't notice the sugar coating, it almost set her toaster on fire

but...look on the bright side....now you know what to buy her for christmas!!

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[forgetunome]

CB...

Don't go within 100 feet of the oven....

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[forgetunome]

Well then...

in the words of Elmer Fudd...

Be vewwwwy vewwwwy careful!!!

Know what you mean about burning tupperware!! Had a lid land on the dishwasher element and during the dry cycle...Whooooieee talk about stink!!!!

 

[Never]

I thought you were just supposed to eat them out of the box.

 

[Mustang Sally]

You can heat them in the microwave, if you like.
As a former employee, I know these things.
Stole them from the warehouse on occasion. Shhhh!
Oh c'mon, they were in damaged boxes!

 

[El Toro]

I heat the scrambled egg, cheese, and ham pop tart like deals in the toaster almost every morning. Add a cup of instant coffee and you have breakfast in about 5 minutes. Never ruined any appliances yet, lucky I guess--

 

[Weird Harold]

Even the Kellog's Poptarts (tm) can be hazardous. I managed to set my roommates toaster on fire when some got jammed and didn't pop up when they were done.

My current toaster is a toaster oven and I don't have that problem of jamming that plagues pop-up toasters.

 

[Hecate]

Ok now - we always emphasize the fact that this is not only a porn site but that Lit is educative and supports inter-cultural communication and understanding so:

What the hell are poptart-pasties????

Inquiering Germans want to know!

I have figured out they are something to eat already - all on my own, I know you can "toast 'em 'n' roast 'em" .. but somehow I feel like I need to know more to understand, what is the mystery and lore of the poptart-pasties,

and how come I never had one????

 

[Weird Harold]

What the hell are poptart-pasties????

Inquiering Germans want to know!

http://www.poptarts.com/

Is a site full of trivia about Kellog's brand Poptart (tm) toaster pastries. It's probably more than you wanted to know.

http://www.sci.tamucc.edu/~pmichaud/toast

Is an article about the problem I had. (In Germany BTW. I'd guess you haven't ever had any because you don't have access to the comissary on base.)

 

[Merelan]

Don't give her that idea. She will start dating the service men just to have access. Though, I don't think they would mind, and they could use a bit of training.

 

[Ambrosious]

Maybe I need to stay away from heating appliances/apparati for a spell...

You don't own a curling iron, do you? Hair dryer? Just checking...

 

[Merelan]

Maybe we should even take the vibrator away, for safety's sake?

 

[Expertise]

CB Your University Education will be complete when....

...you realize the incredible power of two little words ..... TAKE OUT

 

[Silverlily]

Uh-uh, one word...

two little words ..... TAKE OUT

DELIVERY

 

[April]

Ooooh, I love a man who can utilize the whole "take out" concept properly! *drool*

 

[CelestialBody]

Re: Uh-uh, one word...

 

[Mustang Sally]

Excellent point, CB.
I mostly existed on Kraft Dinner and hot dogs while away at college, though the occasional pizza-ordering was mandatory.