Pope Leo anoints new Bishop of San Diego, who immediately exorcises ICE demons from San Diego courthouse

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In one of the first acts of his papacy, Pope Leo XIV raised Auxiliary Bishop Michael Pham to be the Bishop of San Diego on May 22, 2025. Bishop Pham delivered remarks on the steps of the San Diego Immigration Courthouse today in support of World Refugee Day as Butters previously reported he would

Promise made. Promise kept. What a refreshing change from the Trumpian "just promise 'em anything" mantra.

In the midst of the Bishop's remarks, several truckloads of masked armed goons rolled up in front of the courthouse, agents of Satan operating under the guise of "ICE law enforcement", intent on beginning their usual daily reign of chaos and terror outside of San Diego immigration courtrooms, ripping children away from mothers and "arresting" any and all public and private officials who interfered with their lord and master Satan's work.

A brief staredown ensued.

ICE blinked.

The ICEholes decided as a group that tazing a Bishop of the Roman Catholic church would be "extremely bad optics", so decided as a group to take a "personal day off".

A definite win for the "good guys" today.


It will be interesting to see how Kosplay Kristi Noehm spins this episode on the weekend political talk shows.

Note: initial reports that the Bishop's two aides carried gallon jugs of consecrated Holy Water with wide area spray nozzles attached could not be verified.
 
I sat here and thought - like LeBron, maga would prefer this pope to shut up. Tried to connect the two and could only think of the word diddle. Some jokes, however true, are better left unsaid.
 
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