poor little kids

[InnocentAngel81]

i got this in my email today,


Greetings fellow Bizarros:

Perhaps certain myths and legends are better left unrevealed
in the interest of the fragile mind. When it comes to children,
popular fictional characters, like the Easter Bunny or the
Tooth Fairy, are best seen as real through young eyes for the
sake of a child's imagination. And, when they've reached the
age when their gullibility has worn off, it's time to let them
down nicely.

However, explaining the brutal harshness of what would happen
to Santa and his cute little reindeer had they possessed the
necessary speed needed to deliver presents to the world, is
not the appropriate way to reveal the truth.

A stand-in vicar in England shocked parents and reduced young
children to tears as he explained that good old St. Nick and
his reindeer would be burned to a crisp during their journey
if they were real. He actually thought kids would be interested
in knowing that Santa would have to be traveling at 3,000 times
the speed of sound to deliver presents to each home. Now, many
parents are left with a lot of explaining to do while consoling
their heart-broken youngsters.

So, if you plan on letting your children in on the reality be-
hind Santa Claus, be sure to leave out the part about him and
Rudolph being fried like a bucket of chicken.

Bizarrely,

Lewis

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

Vicar obvilously knows nothing about father christmas. He's magic and so can do those things.

We've told our kids the truth about Santa Clause, that he never existed and that he is really the invention of the Coca Cola company.

Father Christmas, on the other hand, is real and only fills the stockings of children who believe in him.

 

[InnocentAngel81]

Vicar Slays Santa, Shocks Children


Dec 11, 10:15 am ET

LONDON (Reuters) - A British vicar reduced young children to tears and stunned their parents when he said Santa Claus and his reindeer would burn to a crisp while delivering presents at supersonic speed.
Stand-in vicar Lee Rayfield shattered the illusions of dozens of kids when he joked in his carol service sermon that Santa and his reindeer would burn up doing 3,000 times the speed of sound as they delivered gifts to 91.8 million homes.

"I am mortified and appreciate that I have put some parents in a difficult position with a lot of explaining to do," Rayfield told Wednesday's Daily Telegraph. "I love Christmas."

Newspapers said many children at the school service at St Mary's Church in Maidenhead, west of London, were distraught when Rayfield pointed out that it was logically impossible for one man and his sleigh to deliver 378 million presents in just 31 hours.

"There were a lot of children there who still believe in Santa Claus, or did so until last night," Sue Smee, who attended the service with her five- and nine-year-old sons, told the Daily Mirror. "It has left us parents with a lot of explaining to do today," she added

 

[InnocentAngel81]

We've told our kids the truth about Santa Clause, that he never existed

sniffle sniffle you mean he's not real?

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

sniffle sniffle you mean he's not real?

Nope, Santa is the invention of an evil corporation intent on making dentists rich by rotting your teeth.

 

[Guest]

Santa=Odin. Get it right.