Poor Carsonling!

[Rhys]

His delicate sensibilites are being abused.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Help me!

(or abuse something else to take my mind off it)

 

[OhMissScarlett]

His delicate sensibilites are being abused.

Sensibilites? Is that a euphemism for booty?

 

[Rhys]

You see, dear reader, he asked for porn.

But he wasn't specific, so, a dear friend of ours is giving him the play by play in her latest conquest.

I don't think het!sex is what he had in mind.

 

[carsonshepherd]

You see, dear reader, he asked for porn.

But he wasn't specific, so, a dear friend of ours is giving him the play by play in her latest conquest.

I don't think het!sex is what he had in mind.

Only because I'm green with envy.

 

[Stella_Omega]

His delicate sensibilites are being abused.

For some reason- this time of night it's mostly women on the board, I've noticed that before
Well, we tried to amuse him- you can do better, I'm positive!

 

[Rhys]

Only because I'm green with envy.

Funny, I thought you were blue jelly

 

[Rhys]

For some reason- this time of night it's mostly women on the board, I've noticed that before
Well, we tried to amuse him- you can do better, I'm positive!

I think he continue to be tortured. His screams of agony delight me.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I think he continue to be tortured. His screams of agony delight me.

that's not agony.

 

[Rusty Knife]

that's not agony.

That's charming.

 

[Rhys]

It's jealousy.

 

[carsonshepherd]

*nibble*

 

[Rhys]

*nip*

 

[Stella_Omega]

Good night gentlemen, I'm going to put on a movie- and probably fall aslep in front of it

 

[carsonshepherd]

*nip*

*draws your lower lip between my teeth*

 

[Tom Collins]

Good night gentlemen, I'm going to put on a movie- and probably fall aslep in front of it

Nite, Stella.

 

[MissBri]

 

[Rhys]

*draws your lower lip between my teeth*

mmmmmmmmmmmhmmmm... and then what?

 

[carsonshepherd]

*dips tongue in, licks the edges of your upper teeth*

 

[Rhys]

*tugs you closer by the beltloop* Do that again.

 

[carsonshepherd]

*tugs you closer by the beltloop* Do that again.

OOps, you broke my belt and my pants fell down. What a pity.

 

[Rhys]

damn. I hate it when that happens. Your tailoring bills are astronomical.

 

[MissBri]

 

[Tom Collins]

No you don't.

I know I don't hate it. I lerve them baggy jeans he wears. They look like all they need is a little yank.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I know I don't hate it. I lerve them baggy jeans he wears. They look like all they need is a little yank.

Yeah, just ask the people at the movie theater the other night