poop in a bucket
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*laughs*
Wait...hes serious?
Wait...hes serious?
Eilan
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I know, I know. Don't knock it until you've tried it and all that.EJFan said:and who says poop in a buckit AIN'T???
However, according to my 21-month-old . . .
Anyhow, my thighs would get all shaky if I had to hover over a bucket. And would I be collecting the poop for a purpose?
EJFan
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Eilan said:
well, duh... of course there's a purpose. get with the program already.
like... ok... for example... let's say you want to experiment with bulemia. if you puke up everything you eat, you won't be takin' a shit very often. by having the shit in a bucket, you can toss it in the toilet, make some grunting noises and fool the entire family into believing you're healthy. for added entertainment, drop it out of the bucket at a higher elevation so as to create a loud, obnoxious plop. people will pester you for your fantastic source of fiber.
another option: put it over sterno... instant fondue.
Straight from the construction feild since I happen to know a lil bit about that
Take your typical 5 gallon bucket, line it with a standard plastic grocery sack, throw some newspaper in the bottom or whatever kind of moisture sooping material you have available and do your duty. When done unwrap sack from around pail, tie into knot, drop it into a another double or triple lined plastic grocery sack and set it far far away-preferable outta the sun Just remember to dispose of it properly so you dont leave any treats for somebody to stumble upon LOL!! Or if you really hate somebody, set it on the floor boards of their car/truck/van and let it simmer in the mid day sun....will make the pine tree's on the mirror work overtime LMAO!!!
You can do the stadle technique, or if your legs start to get shakey plop on down and let the rim of the bucket support you somewhat. And most importantly, keep a supply of napkins from fast food joints in supply for just such emergencies.
Take your typical 5 gallon bucket, line it with a standard plastic grocery sack, throw some newspaper in the bottom or whatever kind of moisture sooping material you have available and do your duty. When done unwrap sack from around pail, tie into knot, drop it into a another double or triple lined plastic grocery sack and set it far far away-preferable outta the sun
Just remember to dispose of it properly so you dont leave any treats for somebody to stumble upon LOL!! Or if you really hate somebody, set it on the floor boards of their car/truck/van and let it simmer in the mid day sun....will make the pine tree's on the mirror work overtime LMAO!!!You can do the stadle technique, or if your legs start to get shakey plop on down and let the rim of the bucket support you somewhat. And most importantly, keep a supply of napkins from fast food joints in supply for just such emergencies.
