Poop Balloons

[MajorRewrite]

North Korea is so weird. It tied trash and poop to balloons and sent them to South Korea.

This is the kind of thing an 8 year old would do.

South Korea vows ‘unbearable’ retaliation against North Korea over its launch of trash balloons

It was North Korea’s second balloon activity in less than a week. Between Tuesday and Wednesday, South Korean officials said they had found about 260 North Korean balloons carrying trash and manure.

Blowing up a building in your country as retaliation for another country releasing balloons makes perfect sense (if you’re a lunatic):

North Korea often responds with fury to balloons from South Korea. In 2020, North Korea exploded an empty, South Korean-built liaison office in the North in anger over the South Korean balloon activities.

But maybe the Koreas are onto something. “Balloon wars” are certainly preferable to the idiots that start real shooting wars.

 

[Bray123]

That could start something.
There could be a use for a fat useless criminal who expels large quantities of gas which could be bottled and exported to 'Best Korea' in that way.

'Bend over, relax. Now go back to sleep'.

 

[MajorRewrite]

That could start something.
There could be a use for a fat useless criminal who expels large quantities of gas which could be bottled and exported to 'Best Korea' in that way.

'Bend over, relax. Now go back to sleep'.

For some reason I pictured the Russian people strapping Putin into a lawn chair, tying hundreds of balloons to the chair, and letting the wind take him to Ukraine.

 

[AndersonsBiographer]

 

[MajorRewrite]

North Korean leader's sister warns of 'gruesome' price for leaflets, balloons from South

"It seems that the situation we cannot overlook is coming," Kim said. "We give the scum a stern warning again. They should be ready for paying a gruesome and dear price."

Kim added that Pyongyang will change its method of response if the defector groups continue their "crude and dirty play."

North and South Korea continue their childish balloon battle. The South Korean leadership is clearly immature, and the North Koreans are predictably wacko.

 

[Rightguide]

For some reason I pictured the Russian people strapping Putin into a lawn chair, tying hundreds of balloons to the chair, and letting the wind take him to Ukraine.

You pictured that out of ignorance of how the Russian people view their president. You've substituted your hatred. Which is okay but you should be cognizant of the truth.

 

[MajorRewrite]

You pictured that out of ignorance of how the Russian people view their president. You've substituted your hatred. Which is okay but you should be cognizant of the truth.

Yes, Comrade RightGuide.

 

[dkovic77]

You pictured that out of ignorance of how the Russian people view their president. You've substituted your hatred. Which is okay but you should be cognizant of the truth.

You are well aware of how Daddy Vlady is viewed. You discuss that a lot while on vacation together? Well before he ran to visit N Korea.

Wait did you give him the balloon idea to give to the man child?

Aren’t you happy he used your idea?

 

[Rightguide]

Yes, Comrade RightGuide.

Instead of hurling false accusations prove me wrong, MajorDipshhit.

 

[PaxNurgle]

You pictured that out of ignorance of how the Russian people view their president. You've substituted your hatred. Which is okay but you should be cognizant of the truth.

We fully understand that YOU love your president, being one of the Russian people. But that's because you are employed by him, perhaps?

....and perhaps, like Renard Ruse and that Carlskard guy, (or whatever his name was) you have finally, officially outed yourself? If so, it's not like we are surprised.

 

[MajorRewrite]

Instead of hurling false accusations prove me wrong, MajorDipshhit.

Russians like Putin and his war so much they fled the country.
Russian emigration during the Russian invasion of Ukraine

Runty Putin is so popular he feels it’s necessary to kill everyone who opposes him. There’s an epidemic of people falling out of windows.

But don’t feel bad, there seem to be plenty of sheep in Russia who will support Putin no matter how many Russians he gets killed in Ukraine. You’d fit right in.

 

[AndersonsBiographer]

North Korean leader's sister warns of 'gruesome' price for leaflets, balloons from South



North and South Korea continue their childish balloon battle. The South Korean leadership is clearly immature, and the North Koreans are predictably wacko.

Predictably wacko, indeed.

If I ever became Chairman of the USSA, North Korea is how I would model my administration, up to and including putting some of my crazier sisters in charge of key government functions.

Holiday in Andersonia.

 

[PaxNurgle]

Oddly enough, one of the major U.S. presidential candidates appears to want to do exactly that...