Pookie's Lessons In True Grit

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[IrezumiKiss]

Why be a hijacker?

Well, she's always had more sand than the other chicks.

What!!!

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*pity post for a failing schmuck clearly losing his gott-damn mind*

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[IrezumiKiss]

Sad, instead of attracting Pookie's gritty cooch, we have to settle for your fire hydrant abused coyote den.

Hey, be nice, Beetle Fail-ey.

I'm the only one who cared enough about your schmuck ass to not leave you out in the cold rain all alone and sopping wet looking for your dick.

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[IrezumiKiss]

Actually, I had little intention of posting in this thread after she took over.

So you were hoping she'd post in here? She's on now, one would think your bait should've worked.

You must be a real lousy fly fisherman, eh?

 

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[PayDay]

The fishing and cat metaphors have got to go.

 

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[IrezumiKiss]

Fly fishing was never my go to activity. I use a backpacker's pole and spinning reel when fishing mountain streams.

Pookie probably stuck her nose up in the air and walked away, wouldn't be the first time or the last time. It doesn't dampen my spirit any

Win or lose I take'em as they come, but don't let me stop you from wetting your trousers over it.

Hey, hey. Whoa there, pilgrim.

You already know that I don't get down with your renowned scat fetish...but that don't mean I'm keen on your alternate micturition jones, either!

 

[Jennifer]

Hey, hey. Whoa there, pilgrim.

You already know that I don't get down with your renowned scat fetish...but that don't mean I'm keen on your alternate micturition jones, either!

God, Zumi. Nice use of micturition. Takes me back to nursing school. You so smart.

 

[Pookie]

Why be a hijacker?

Sorry for letting you hang out to dry.

I was Benghazi thread killing.

 

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[Pookie]

No problem, I just thought you might want to carry on examining the joys and capabilities of your grit in the proper conversational environment.

Why would you ever think I would want to do that? I'm not ashamed of my gritty cooch. I don’t have to hide it in a thread like I was hiding it in a closet. I'm gritty and proud of it!

Grit Pride!

*makes note - need to design a flag*

 

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