Pookie died at 29...

[4est_4est_Gump]

No woman ever ages past 29.

Ergo, even though we are sad at her passing, she will always be 29...

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Was she properly flushed?

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Pookie will never die, she will wield her axe for ever.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Pookie will never die, she will wield her axe for ever.

But will she ever stop
Holding it wrong?

 

[snugglestruggle]

No woman ever ages past 29.

Ergo, even though we are sad at her passing, she will always be 29...

I hope they buried that cheap ass Harbor Freight axe made with Chinese steel with her.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

If Pookie's not dead, why is she not posting?


Hmm...???

 

[PoppingTom]

Because you're boring shit.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You're the one from a turd-world cuntry...


Pookie is world class cuntry!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Should we miss her?


I cunt remember . . . did we hate her?


Was she an educated woman?


That makes the decision for us, really.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

In penis veritas...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

She was just too high-strung...



Like Axel's axe.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Do what you do best . . . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gSj1G4Vf0w

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

*sniff* *sniff*


I miss her already...


She was all ready to jump all over my shit!

 

[Pookie]

Was she properly flushed?

*giggles*

 

[Pookie]

Pookie will never die, she will wield her axe for ever.

*nods*

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

So who inherited the Pook's password?


noor?

 

[Pookie]

But will she ever stop
Holding it wrong?

I make holding an axe look good.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I make holding an axe look good.

That same hold would not suffice for a proper penile grip.

 

[Pookie]

So who inherited the Pook's password?


noor?

I sent it to your ALGore nick to keep with the original internet plans.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I sent it to your ALGore nick to keep with the original internet plans.

Plans?



Who the hell plans for a train wreck? The Adams Family?

 

[Pookie]

That same hold would not suffice for a proper penile grip.

I've had no complaints.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I've had no complaints.

Hermaphrodites have no say in this discussion!

 

[Pookie]

Plans?



Who the hell plans for a train wreck? The Adams Family?

So you aren't the father of the internet? And Byron has the password to ALGore, right?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

So you aren't the father of the internet? And Byron has the password to ALGore, right?

I am the bastard son, thrice removed, once by force, of the intranets...

:nods:

 

[just pet]

I love my Pooks