Pondering the imponderables

[Breaker_Morant]

I'll make each question a seperate post so it will be easier to reply and give comment on.

Can you cry underwater?

 

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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

 

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Do the alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

 

[pink]

Why has no sexy, eligible man snapped me up yet?

 

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If corn oil is made from corn and vegatble oil is made from vegatalbes - what is baby oil made of?

 

[EmpressFi]

I'll make each question a seperate post so it will be easier to reply and give comment on.

Can you cry underwater?

Yeah.. you can cry anywhere... your body may even produce tears.

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Stackability in the storage room

Do the alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

*hums* Abcedfg hijklmnop.. qrs tuv wx yz...

Twinkle twinkle little star.. how I wonder what you are..

hmm sound similar enough to say..yeah

 

[Breaker_Morant]

Why are you "in" a movie but "on" tv?

 

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Why are we "head over heels" when we are happy - isn't that the way we normally are?

 

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Why can Goofy stand erect and Pluto is on all fours when they are both dogs?

(this one ought to be fun)

 

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Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?

 

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Why do dogs hate when you blow in their faces but stick their heads out the window during a car ride?

 

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If you own land do you own it to the center of the earth?

 

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Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

 

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Do penguins have knees?

 

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Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

 

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Why is an alarm clock "going off" when its really coming on?

 

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If electricity comes from electrons does morality come from morans?

 

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When bald people work in kitchens, are they supposed to wear hair nets?

 

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Why do people say "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every 2 hours?

 

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If you only have one eye, are you blinking or winking?

 

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Why is it called "after dark" when it is really "after light"?

 

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If semi means half - why do they call them "semi-trucks"?

 

[Breaker_Morant]

Stackability in the storage room

You know this for sure?

*hums* Abcedfg hijklmnop.. qrs tuv wx yz...

Twinkle twinkle little star.. how I wonder what you are..

hmm sound similar enough to say..yeah

Remind me not to send you a house warming gift.

 

[closerIam]

I'll make each question a seperate post so it will be easier to reply and give comment on.

Can you cry underwater?

Yes, but if you're sobbing, you might drown.

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

It's less expensive to make square boxes, and easier to roll out round pizza dough.

Do the alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Yes, indeed. I can play that tune on the piano.

 

[closerIam]

Why are you "in" a movie but "on" tv?

You are 'in' a movie... 'on' the big screen... and 'in' a tv show that is 'on' tv...