Poll: the sexist celebs you's want to see knocked up

[musicankane]

I'm going to start work on a new series that involves a guy who just under happy circumstances gets with and knocks up a undetermined amount of celebrities. How many depends on the feedback I receive each volume.

Like my story the show. people asked of it to continue and when it did I got dead air for reply, so more then likely I will not write anymore.

Anyway I was thinking maybe a lesser known Adrina Lima for the first girl to meet our 'hero'.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Not that I care much, but I would like to Jen Aniston knocked up, so they will shut up about her not having kids. She's gorgeous and probably nice, so if she DOES happen to be infertile, that doesn't mean that she would be less of a catch for whatever celeb fellow gets her next.

 

[Guest]

What about celebrities we'd just like to see knocked over?

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

What about celebrities we'd just like to see knocked over?

Good one.

 

[arienette]

What about celebrities we'd just like to see knocked over?

I like that one much better.

Lindsay Lohan.

 

[Aurora Black]

What about celebrities we'd just like to see knocked over?

I'm sure that Paris Hilton is #1 on many lists for that one. Scabby whore.

 

[arienette]

I'm sure that Paris Hilton is #1 on many lists for that one. Scabby whore.

I was actually going to say her but Linday Lohan is really pissing me off.

 

[Aurora Black]

I was actually going to say her but Linday Lohan is really pissing me off.

She's trash, too.

 

[Guest]

Just to be a bitch and enjoy it for a moment...

Musickane's post title was "the SEXIST celebs you'd want to see knocked up".

I'd like to see Tom Cruise get knocked up. And knocked over. But knocked up more.

And I think Rush Limbaugh should be the father.

 

[musicankane]

well i guess this is a busted idea.

 

[arienette]

well i guess this is a busted idea.

I wouldn't say that; we just re-invented the thread with a better idea!

 

[Guest]

well i guess this is a busted idea.

Maybe, but we are still having fun with it.

I guess most of us - at least those on in the daytime - just don't think much of sexy celebrities getting pregnant. We don't think of celebrities getting pregnant much at all, because if one of them does, it's all over the news.

But why was it you posed the question anyway? Do you find pregnant women sexy?

 

[Guest]

 

[arienette]

Maybe, but we are still having fun with it.

I guess most of us - at least those on in the daytime - just don't think much of sexy celebrities getting pregnant. We don't think of celebrities getting pregnant much at all, because if one of them does, it's all over the news.

But why was it you posed the question anyway? Do you find pregnant women sexy?

I work in a book store and have to see the celebrity magazines all the time. I frankly do not care who is getting pregnant, who was pregnant, or who plans on getting pregnant.

 

[musicankane]

I don't know really. I think it;s because in my writing people are always asking me to make one of the sister's pregnant. (jake's sisters) and don't want to do that because of the bad inbreeding defects that happen with incest. However I do like the storys were pregnancy is mentioned during the climax. I think it has to do with I never get laid, so i think it feeds me fantasy of talking about it but not really doing it. I think it's a bad idea now at least to do something like this with celebrities.

I'm glad I started writing to the forum. It helps with my story ideas, I learn which would be bad and which I should run with.

Thank you all for your help.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

I'll posit that the way you phrased the question inspired some replied and a lack of others. i don't know if it's your intent, but it came acros to me as almost vindictive. As if being prgnant diminished them.

I think pregnant women are very sexy. Always have. But I don't tend to imagine any particular star or starlet pregnant. It's sort of hard to do as women look different when pregnant.

In your persentation tough, i didn't get the idea you planned on celebrating the way a woman looks when pregnant. I got the feeling you wnated your hero to be knocking them up and that, in and of itself, would provide the thrill.

In that context, I have no answer because the concept itself leaves me cold.

That isn't to say the idea itself needs to be deep sixed, there is an audience for that kind of story. But, for many of the author's here, that's a one horse show. You've created dramatic tension, pathos, and plot device with a gimicy theme. The story will play almost esclusively to a niche audience, unless you happen to write very well done sex scenes.

There is nothing wrong in writing to a niche, most of us do so occasionally, but in geneneral when writing to a niche, you have to expect limited feedback, unless another author happens to write to the same niche and has specific critique.

 

[CharleyH]

I'll posit that the way you phrased the question inspired some replied and a lack of others. i don't know if it's your intent, but it came acros to me as almost vindictive. As if being prgnant diminished them.

I think pregnant women are very sexy. Always have. But I don't tend to imagine any particular star or starlet pregnant. It's sort of hard to do as women look different when pregnant.

In your persentation tough, i didn't get the idea you planned on celebrating the way a woman looks when pregnant. I got the feeling you wnated your hero to be knocking them up and that, in and of itself, would provide the thrill.

In that context, I have no answer because the concept itself leaves me cold.

That isn't to say the idea itself needs to be deep sixed, there is an audience for that kind of story. But, for many of the author's here, that's a one horse show. You've created dramatic tension, pathos, and plot device with a gimicy theme. The story will play almost esclusively to a niche audience, unless you happen to write very well done sex scenes.

There is nothing wrong in writing to a niche, most of us do so occasionally, but in geneneral when writing to a niche, you have to expect limited feedback, unless another author happens to write to the same niche and has specific critique.

Agree, simply.

 

[zeb1094]

And where's the poll?

Why would I care about a celeb getting knocked up? Personally I don't give a rats ass about any celeb or what they do or don't do! To many Americans pay far too much attention to what is going on in Hollywood instead of Washington D.C. like they should.

 

[sweetnpetite]

I think you would probably get more luck with this question if you asked on the general board or story ideas. (I'd go w/ story ideas first) A LOT of people here on the AH just REALLY aren't into celebrities. I mean, less so than me, and I don't read celeb magazines (much) either.

I think it is an AWSOME idea, for those who like Celeb stories. Don't give up! Just try asking where you will find a higher concentration of celeb watchers. The folks on the AH are more likely to think that celeb porn means Shakespear or Alexander Pope (http://english.literotica.com:81/stories/showstory.php?id=180831) ;-)

 

[Couture]

Sexism is very serious and I'm not about to popularize it.

 

[john-the-author]

I'm sure that Paris Hilton is #1 on many lists for that one. Scabby whore.

Paris Hilton is definitely an ugly, stupid low-class skank who reminds me when she speaks what an intellectual giant Anna Nichole Smith is.

Definitely, knock her over. Knock her up? I wouldn't fuck her with someone else's dick.

 

[john-the-author]

Maybe, but we are still having fun with it.

I guess most of us - at least those on in the daytime - just don't think much of sexy celebrities getting pregnant. We don't think of celebrities getting pregnant much at all, because if one of them does, it's all over the news.

But why was it you posed the question anyway? Do you find pregnant women sexy?

Pregnant women do everything for me!

 

[john-the-author]

Just to be a bitch and enjoy it for a moment...

Musickane's post title was "the SEXIST celebs you'd want to see knocked up".

I'd like to see Tom Cruise get knocked up. And knocked over. But knocked up more.

And I think Rush Limbaugh should be the father.

I'd love to see both of them boning each other and knocking each other up.

Funny you should mention this, Mal. I was thinking something along the same lines.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Kate Hudson....
Britney Murphy...
Kate Bosworth...
Selma Blair...

why? well my idea follows Colly's a little in that I'd like to see these tiny women actually have some curves... that full, rounded beauty that comes with pregnancy...

prolly not what you were looking for... but that's my contribution

 

[Aurora Black]

Kate Hudson....
Britney Murphy...
Kate Bosworth...
Selma Blair...

why? well my idea follows Colly's a little in that I'd like to see these tiny women actually have some curves... that full, rounded beauty that comes with pregnancy...

prolly not what you were looking for... but that's my contribution

Kate Hudson had a kid a couple of years ago. Not like you can tell now, thanks to the new drop-all-the-baby-weight-immediately Hollywood trend, but she did.