poll: expressions you've coined

[silverwhisper]

OK, it's been extraordinarily cold here in the NY metro area the past few days, which has led me to coin a new expression: balls cold.

balls cold: when it's so cold that upon walking outside, you need to gently massage your neck to get your testicles back down to your torso.

what expressions have you coined?

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[bisexplicit]

"Munehmunehmeh" is an expression of frustration that I use and my little sister adopted. It's cute that she did.

Adding "ness" to the end of words that don't usually have a "ness" on them was a me-trait for a while.

And, I, of course, have many words and/or phrases that I have made up with friends, as well.

 

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[TBKahuna123]

OK before I spill these, let me be clear that I'm not a jock. I am truly 100% geek, I just happen to play hockey. However, I am a goalie so that makes me psycho and twisted, which explains the following:

Hockey References for Sexual Activities.

Pulling the goalie: Masturbation. alternatively used as a request for a handjob. "Would you like to come over and pull my goalie?"

Goin 5 hole: Gold old fashioned vaginal penetration. (For those who don't know, the 5 hole is the area between a goalies legs, thus the origin.)

The Face-Off: To bring to orgasm orally.

And my personal favorite -

Stackin the Pads: A description for titty fucking.

You kow they're right, some things said int he locker room really shoudl stay int he locker room.

 

[Halo_n_horns]

Jackasshole. Its one of those "Before and After" things like on Wheel of Fortune. Basically, you get to call someone two names at once. Say it a few times. It rolls well.

 

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[midwestyankee]

In a, ahem, light-harted moment recently a friend coined the phrase, "You can't snowplow Frosty!" It was just one of those brilliant moments of serendipitous talk that can happen between friends. Anyway...

Neither one of us has a clue what it means so I thought that I would post it here and ask for suggestions.

 

[Quoll]

We have one for freight that has to be delivered to the middle of nowhere.
"Where is that lot going?"
"Oh out the back of bumfuck."

Of course we also have one for people who do not know their own address (the sad fact that we have a saying just shows you how many people don't)

"Where is that going?"
"That's going up knobgobblers lane."

 

[Cathleen]

Kaka Foop... coined at the age of 15 years when I had just shanked my chip shot and proceeded to take a double bogie.

I'm willing to sell partial rights should the right offer be made.

 

[australwind]

We have one for freight that has to be delivered to the middle of nowhere.
"Where is that lot going?"
"Oh out the back of bumfuck."

Of course we also have one for people who do not know their own address (the sad fact that we have a saying just shows you how many people don't)

"Where is that going?"
"That's going up knobgobblers lane."

I have a problem sometimes remembering names...so If I can't pull the name out of the hat when I need it, they become who'samagiggle and if at the same time there's something missing its a watchamacallit.

 

[Halo_n_horns]

Jackasshole.....I can see this becoming part of my vocabulary

Yer welcome to it. Just don't forget where ya got it.

 

[boston_bbw]

flibbityjibbit - some who is just all over the place (coined for a friend who has a great sense of humor and ADHD)

a nutter - someone who is nuts

 

[AppleBiter]

"riding the divorce horse" -- when two married people look like they're headed for disaster, i.e. they fight constantly, one is going out at all hours, etc., then they're riding the divorce horse.

 

[KarenDee]

"He's in the bathroom, driving the porcelain bus."

When someone asked me where a certain party guest was, after he'd had too much to drink!


BTW TBK, I like that "stacking the pads" reference...I'm gonna have to bring that up next time. He will definitely get a laugh out of it, being the hockey nut that he is. I will save it for "after" though, and not use it in the heat of battle, so to speak.

 

[silverwhisper]

boston BBW: er, you're aware that flibbertigibbet appears on the sound of music, right?

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[TBKahuna123]

BTW TBK, I like that "stacking the pads" reference...I'm gonna have to bring that up next time. He will definitely get a laugh out of it, being the hockey nut that he is. I will save it for "after" though, and not use it in the heat of battle, so to speak.

Just tell him before he gets to stack the pads, he has to win the face off!


I heard a couple more good ones last night!

Crashing the Net: That really rough pounding kinda sex that always seems to happen, no matter how slow you start out. When things get frantic you gotta crash the net!

Perhaps the wierdest one:

Penalty Shot: When your girlfriend won't have anal sex until she's gotten to fuck your ass first! "She let me fuck her in the ass, but I had to give her a penalty shot first. "


Another one that we throw out every once in a while that isn't sexually related:

UNF - University of Fucking Nowhere: Where hockey players who have no skills but are 6'7" and thus get D-1 scholarships. "Who gave that goon a scholarship, UNF?"

 

[HoldenMcCrank]

The world looks better when you are looking at it over a smile.

Hello My name is Holden, Holden McCrank. It's ok I'm left handed.

HO HO HO Holden

 

[Eilan]

Penalty Shot: When your girlfriend won't have anal sex until she's gotten to fuck your ass first! "She let me fuck her in the ass, but I had to give her a penalty shot first. "

Bwahahaha!

I've got one, but I may not leave it up too long.

"In the immortal words of Shakespeare: 'Uh, yeah.'"

It's an inside joke with my friends and me because of a RL incident that a lot of you won't find nearly as funny as I did (and still do).

 

[TBKahuna123]

Here's one I coined today.

Vaginal Hypnontenuse: The depth of the vagina, determined by measureing the distance from the Clitoris to the vaginal opening and from the vaginal opening to the anus, then using Pythagoreum's theorum to find the hypontenuse, which is equivalent to the depth of the snatch in question.

Vaginal Sonic Discharge: The sloppy sound made from an extremely wet pussy during intercourse.

 

[cymbline]

Pulling the goalie: Masturbation. alternatively used as a request for a handjob. "Would you like to come over and pull my goalie?"

oh my....LMAO. Love it, just simple love it.

 

[bobsgirl]

I used to say, "Take a long walk off a short pier," when I was trying to tell someone to fuck off politely. Over time it became shortened to "Take a long one off a short one," or just "Take a long one."

I've passed this on to my children, and we all know what we mean when we say, "Take a long one!!"

 

[cymbline]

Sweet Monkey Breath


when something does not go as planned.

 

[Quoll]

One that I came up with the other day.
BDSM: Big Dick Small Mind, nothing at all to do with real BDSMers.

 

[australwind]

One that I came up with the other day.
BDSM: Big Dick Small Mind, nothing at all to do with real BDSMers.

*chortle* and haven't we all met one or more of those in our time?

 

[silverwhisper]

don't mind me: just shamelessly bumping a thread that could be fun. :>

ed