Politician Look-a-likes

[lavender]

 

[Pyper]

Pat Buchanan: Foghorn Leghorn.

 

[lavender]

 

[Pyper]

They're all old and wrinkly.

I always thought Dubya looked like an innocent, but rather confused, chimpanzee.

 

[lavender]

 

[Guru]

 

[Pyper]

Hehe, the one with the stuffed monkey is the best.

Lavender, how can he possibly look like a possum? Possums are pointy-faced and have sharp teeth. Dubya looks like a monkey, I tell ya! Big ears and all!

 

[OUTSIDER]

Robin Cook look's like a garden gnome.

 

[Pyper]

Wait! I've got a GREAT one!

Joe Lieberman, Oompa Loompa?

 

[OUTSIDER]

Robin Cook, garden gnome.

 

[Thomas Paine]

And...Strom Thurmond has always reminded me of a combination between Bozo the Clown and Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh.

Lavender...

Having once had the dubious pleasure of meeting the Senatuh from Bug Tussle, I feel I can speak with some authority here. What ol' Strom really looks like is one of those Appalachian folk dolls, you know, the ones with shriveled up dried apples for heads?