Political Orientation

[NOIRTRASH]

I just read the latest stats for sexual orientation. 19% of girls and 8% of boys say theyre 'other than straight.' Those who identify as lesbian and bisexual are fewer than the grand totals, so I'm not sure who the OTHERs are. Democrats?

Generally speaking, the dregs of any group or population number 2%. If you count noses 2% of the world is schizophrenic, 2% is bipolar, 2% is left-handed, and so forth. Numbers greater than 2% are fashion trends. And fashion changes. After World War 2 ended former Nazis vanished from Earth! During August 1939 everyone was a goose-stepping asshole.

 

[oggbashan]

Perhaps the rest are celibate priests, or the universal catch-all "Don't Know" which usually equals "Fuck Off, Researcher!".

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

And cats accidently answering the phone...



Like, because, uh, you know, statisticians have no real maths or skilz!