Poison of Choice.

Arsenic, but I guess I'm sort of a traditionalist.
 
Vodka is the only hard liquor worth drinking. I’m glad we see eye to eye on this.

Nora, remind me not to drink tea at your house.
 
Single Malt Scotch

(and yes, I'll go on and on and one aboot my favorite single malt if you're a glutton for ennui)

LOL@Nora's answer. Although, it seems that a true traditionalist would prefer hemlock. Or would that be a classicist?

<scratching chin in a pondering pose>
 
Never said:
Vodka
Desert Wines

Dessert wines dear, and they are fortified anyway.

Bourbon - Dill and I will share a makers mark soon enough, but Ten high is my favourite.
 
I’m Scottish so I wont harass tortoise for his answer. Isn’t most Scotch blended though?

~edit~
Thank you for the correction Chef.
 
Never said:
Vodka is the only hard liquor worth drinking. I’m glad we see eye to eye on this.

Nora, remind me not to drink tea at your house.


I serve my tea with almond cookies. Makes it so much friendlier that way.

Tortoise, I think that would be a neo-classicist. Besides, hemlock just doesn't taste very good.
 
Never said:
I’m Scottish so I wont harass tortoise for his answer. Isn’t most Scotch blended though?

~edit~
Thank you for the correction Chef.

Most is, but the single malt is high class. lol You're Scottish? We have a fair amount in common sweets.
 
I'm not allowed to drink hard liquor anymore. It's wierd, I become a black brooklyn whore.

I do like red wine on occasion.
 
lisalove:
"It's wierd, I become a black brooklyn whore."


I'm assuming a black brooklyn is a type of drink?
 
Absolution

I partake of a mixture of Absinthe and Priest's Tears, colloquially known as an Absolution.......
 
Never said:
lisalove:
"It's wierd, I become a black brooklyn whore."


I'm assuming a black brooklyn is a type of drink?

laughing, No. A black whore from Brooklyn. As in, "Uh huh, don't fuck with me sugah." I guess it's an alter-ego. 'LaWanda' only comes out after a few shots of whiskey. It's best to keep her away.
 
Private Vasquez said:
Fruit Punch Gatorade or Mountain Dew.

I'm a heavy drinker, and boooy these ones can mess me up.

Ooh! Do you like grape kool-aid, PV?? *smiles*
 
Nora:
”Almond cookies. Masks the taste of the arsenic.”
If I remember correctly, arsenic only smells of almonds, it’s taste is like faintly bitter greenery.

Oh, and weren’t you the one to guess Rembrat’s funeral question correctly?
Best I just stay away from your house all together.

Fallen,
What’s Priest’s Tears?
 
lisalove:
"laughing, No. A black whore from Brooklyn. As in, "Uh huh, don't fuck with me sugah." I guess it's an alter-ego. 'LaWanda' only comes out after a few shots of whiskey. It's best to keep her away."


Here I was out drinking with this gal and she suddenly changed color and started hustling the other customers. I tried to get her out of there before trouble started but once we were outside she decked me and when I woke up my wallet was gone.
 
When I drink Guinness I turn into an Irish policeman.

Sure and begorrah.
 
I sense mockery. Let me you tell something honey, I can be a fair-skinned black woman. It's all in the attitude.
 
All beer is nasty – I have no idea how humans can consume it. Even the good beer I found in that Greek restaurant I couldn’t finish.

Lisalovesit,
You use the term black Brooklyn whore and you don’t expect funny situations to pop into my head? Technically, I’m a fair skinned black woman so I see no reason why you shouldn’t be.
 
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