POETS (Piss On Everything Tomorrow's Saturday)

[riff]

My boss isn't here today so I made it a point to skip shaving, wear blue jeans and a t-shirt, and smoke a bowl before coming into work today. I even brought my goddamned guitar.

FUCK EVERYTHING! Tomorrow is fucking SATURDAY!!!!!!!!

Fire me? Fire me? They'd be doing me a favor!

BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!!!!

hehehehehehe

Cutting loose this weekend? Go for it- u deserve it. I'm gonna roll a bone and smoke it. Sweep the rug into the fireplace.

Oh, and if you see riff, slap him.

What's your dysfunction?

 

[KillerMuffin]

*slaps riff*

Cheesehead.

 

[riff]

I knew I could count on you.

*slaps riff*

Cheesehead.

bitch!

 

[juicylips]

FUCK EVERYTHING! Tomorrow is fucking SATURDAY!!!!!!!!

You want to fuck everything??

Have to narrow it down a bit, riff.

Like say..... FUCK...juicylips

Kisses....
Cassidy

 

[riff]

Re: Re: POETS (Piss On Everything Tomorrow's Saturday)

You want to fuck everything??

Have to narrow it down a bit, riff.

Like say..... FUCK...juicylips

Kisses....
Cassidy

"FUCK JUICYLIPS"

Yes! fuck juicylips! Yes!

now, slap me, you sexy fucking slut.

 

[riff]

More POETStry

Yes, indeed, i do declare.

My associate has to go to a funeral and there's a sub next door!

The bitch across the hall just turned in her resignation letter (FUCK YES!).

Ha!

I'm fit to be tied.

 

[Ginny]

aardvarks are not dysfunctional...

 

[riff]

aardvarks are not dysfunctional...

Glad to hear it.

Now, shut up and slap me!

 

[Willing and Unsure]

*smacks riff really hard on his ass*



better now?

 

[TN_Vixen]

Re: Re: Re: POETS (Piss On Everything Tomorrow's Saturday)

now, slap me, you sexy fucking slut.

hey! How come you never talk to me like that?


heh

 

[riff]

Re: Re: Re: Re: POETS (Piss On Everything Tomorrow's Saturday)

hey! How come you never talk to me like that?


heh

Where's my fucking slap?
Where's my fucking slap?

~smacks you hard on the ass~

you little fuck-bunnies, love it. yeah ya do. and i'm a jackrabbit fuck bunnie. I'll hop all around in that hole.

tractor, my ass. i'll fucking plow you..

 

[riff]

professor riff has just dismissed his dumb-assed students, told the entire faculty to go get themselves fucked, and is whipping out his dick to take a goddamned leak:

PISS ON EVERYTHING TOMORROW IS SATUR_FUCKING_DAY.

See you u freaks and fuckbunnies later!

 

[riff]

PISS ON IT

IT's FUCKING FRIDAY!!!!


WHOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

 

[EvilBrat74]

It was just some bad acid riff....mellow,mellow.
It'll pass.

 

[Cheyenne]

*slaps riff*

Cheesehead.

Hey! I thought you were a Packers fan!

No insulting the cheeseheads of the board, please.

 

[Guest]

Holy Bible - 2Th 3:5 And the Lord direct your hearts into the love of God, and into the patient waiting for Christ.

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This random Quote or Scripture is provided in the hopes that riff will start to care, and will stop being such a butt!

This reminds me of that asshole "KidRock1." http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=25069



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