poetry challenge--with a twist

[Guest]

This is a poetry challenge for all those who have been fans of poor Sadie. Since Sadie doesn't like to use apostrophies, I thought it would be interesting to post some poems under the title "Sadie's Cant". I chose this title for the challenge because first, there's a different between "cant" and can't", and second, because it sounds awfully close to "Sadie's Cunt" (which I find to be amusing).
I'll start us off:

Sadie's Cant

Anything but encantada
Sadie's cant
sways but can't persuade.

Continuously whining,
but not winning,
his whinnying begs pity.

Candid in his cant,
he canters forth,
sagging appendage apparent.


Xtaabay

 

[Guest]

hey everyone, lets write poems about Snuggle the bear and lava lamps and brag to people that we are superior than them at writing. Can we, huh huh huh?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Well, I thought it was funny. You do whine a lot, Sadie.

 

[Guest]

Well, I thought it was funny. You do whine a lot, Sadie.

No I don't. I give feedback to replies.

 

[Guest]

really?

hey everyone, lets write poems about Snuggle the bear and lava lamps and brag to people that we are superior than them at writing. Can we, huh huh huh?

I believe you mean let's.
I never said I was superior to anybody (you must be remembering something you said about yourself). And what makes you think that snuggly evil and lava lamp poetry are any more rediculous than your oh-so-deep death/darkness/goth "poems"? Hmm???

Kisses,
--Xtaabay

 

[Guest]

quoth the fool...

No I don't. I give feedback to replies.

whine, whine, whine...

 

[Guest]

Re: really?

I believe you mean let's.
I never said I was superior to anybody (you must be remembering something you said about yourself). And what makes you think that snuggly evil and lava lamp poetry are any more rediculous than your oh-so-deep death/darkness/goth "poems"? Hmm???

Kisses,
--Xtaabay

My poems are an acquired taste, just like your writings. Let ' s leave it at that. Enough of this bullshit bickering. This is called
Poetry Feedback & Discussion, not flame war forum. Your poems are no more insightful or original than mine.

 

[Guest]

so, xtaabay, when can I expect another thread dedicated to me?
It's obvious to everyone you are obsessed with me otherwise you would'nt have created this thread.

 

[Guest]

is that so?

so, xtaabay, when can I expect another thread dedicated to me?
It's obvious to everyone you are obsessed with me otherwise you would'nt have created this thread.

Not obsessed, dearest Sadie-- just amused. You're just too darned rediculous for me to ignore you as a possible poetry subject. But if you need to think that I'm obsessed with you then you just go right ahead and make yourself feel better. *pat, pat*

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: really?

My poems are an acquired taste, just like your writings. Let ' s leave it at that. Enough of this bullshit bickering. This is called
Poetry Feedback & Discussion, not flame war forum. Your poems are no more insightful or original than mine.

Yeah, like you read all my stuff in one evening. Tell me another huge lie. And just so you know, no one has ever said that they had to acquire a taste for my writings. Most people like them the first time they read them. And if you don't think that "David Bowie's Sex Appeal" is original then you're missing out on quite a few things.

But it's okay. I understand that you're jealous. You don't have to pretend.

 

[Rybka]

Re: Re: Re: really?

Yeah, like you read all my stuff in one evening. Tell me another huge lie. And just so you know, no one has ever said that they had to acquire a taste for my writings. Most people like them the first time they read them.
...

You are right. I did not have to acquire a taste for your writings. They were awful from the first taste! Hee, Hee, Hee!

But at least they have some kind of taste to them!

Regards,                                 Rybka

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: really?

Yeah, like you read all my stuff in one evening. Tell me another huge lie. And just so you know, no one has ever said that they had to acquire a taste for my writings. Most people like them the first time they read them. And if you don't think that "David Bowie's Sex Appeal" is original then you're missing out on quite a few things.

But it's okay. I understand that you're jealous. You don't have to pretend.

*yawn*
huh? oh you again. Yeah that David Bowie poem was astounding.
Did Rolling Stone magazine print that? No? Well, there is always some kids' fanzine.

Jealous of a 5th rate writer? No way in hell.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Re: really?

You are right. I did not have to acquire a taste for your writings. They were awful from the first taste! Hee, Hee, Hee!

But at least they have some kind of taste to them!

Regards,                                 Rybka

Now Rybka, be nice.

 

[Guest]

duh....

*yawn*
huh? oh you again. Yeah that David Bowie poem was astounding.
Did Rolling Stone magazine print that? No? Well, there is always some kids' fanzine.

Jealous of a 5th rate writer? No way in hell.

You should probably read it before you try to say anything about it. But I forgot-- you can't because you're too dense to figure out how to find it.

 

[Guest]

Re: duh....

You should probably read it before you try to say anything about it. But I forgot-- you can't because you're too dense to figure out how to find it.

I read it, I wasn't impressed. I suppose you're gonna get all pissy on me now because of that right?

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: duh....

I read it, I wasn't impressed. I suppose you're gonna get all pissy on me now because of that right?

Nope. And I'm still not convinced that you actually read it.

 

[Guest]

.....and I thought this was a serious challenge.......



*lowers head and straggles off*