Pocahantis stars in a bizarro world porn flic

[Isabella Thorne]

Dixon's Voyageur thread got me to thinking ... and oh it is so damn early in the morning to get me thinking ... lol ...

I love the title of his upcoming story "Deep Throat Mine" ... ha ha ha ... it would be a great title for a porn movie, right?

So what would be a funny (yet naughty) porn parody movie title that you can think of?

I thought of one for Pocahantis: "Poke her cunt ass" ... naughty, n'est-ce-pas? .... lol

There are lots of possibilities ... I will keep thinking of us some to add .... I'd love to hear your ideas ...

 

[Beaker]

Meitcocalot - Me eat cock a lot

(Hi IZ)

 

[Ambrosious]

The Good, The Bad, and The Oh God Fuck Me Harder.

 

[Temptress_1960]

I think I've seen that one.

It was very hot. 3 thumbs up!

 

[Merelan]

Was that three thumbs up? Or three thumbs in?

 

[Ambrosious]

All the President's Interns

Three Men And A Lady

Beach Blanket Bimbo

 

[Isabella Thorne]

It was very hot. 3 thumbs up!

ohhhhhh that was your thumb in your pocket ....

i thought you were happy to see me ...

 

[Skibum]

Beach Blanket Bimbo

There actually was a porno film titled Beach Blanket BANGO back in the '70's. It featured an Annette Funicello look-alike that will never have to worry about drowning.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Citizen Came

 

[Darowyn]

Brilliant Dixon: LOL
Titanic!

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Oh I thought of a few more ...

102 Dalmations = 102 Damnations

The Matrix = The Maid's Tricks

The Maltese Falcon = The Mall Tease Fuckin'
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Hey when are we gonna make this porn flic anyway? lol

[Edited by Isabella Thorne on 12-07-2000 at 06:19 PM]

 

[RonG]

Bend Her (silent porn with Francis X. Bushman)
The Postman Always Swings Twice
To Have and Have and Have
Breakfast of Tiffany
The Man Who Screwed Too Much
Butterfield Ate

 

[Bobtoad777]

Star Whores: The Empire Fucks back
Star Whores: Return of the Whore
Star Whores: The Pimp Begins
Star Trek: First Fuck
Back to Fucker
The Mighty Fucks

 

[Thumper]

Titanic....

was an oral sex extravaganza....

Everybody went down!

 

[Purple Haze]

"Flesh Gordon"

"Where the Boys Aren't"

"Mission Erotica"

"Honey, I Blew Everybody"

"Shaving Ryan's Privates"

 

[CreamyLady]

Silent Coming.

Come Silent, Come Deep

(Clearly thinking of the submarine races, aren't I?)

Little, Seize Her (a remake of Robin Hood; the last line of which is, "Mother of God, if I come one more time it's the end of Rico!)

Debbie Does The Long Grey Line

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Lust in Space

Legal Spreadeagles

Forrest Hump

The Bare Tits Project

Pulp Friction

Saving Ryan's Privates

 

[Skibum]

Starship Gropers

The Bitches of Eastwick

Mutiny on the Booty

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

Cumming in seatle
fucked in space

 

[BrainyBeauty]

Hi Izzy! I got a few for ya!

True Clit
The Dirty Dozen do the Magnificent Seven
Two Asses for Sister Sara ... the Pale Rider

Raymond Burr-Every Which Way But Loose

Slap Shot - For Masochists
Hung like a Bull Durham
King Dong
FOOTFETISH!
Scent of a Woman's Pussy

for those who love musicals:
Guys and Dolls and Animals
Came a lot

I am bi-Curious Yellow
And a more modern entry..Glad he Ate Her

 

[Thumper]

Top Billing!

Glad He Ate Her....A graphic biography of Thumper

...couldn't resist!

 

[Merelan]

When are the audtions for that one? And are you going to call them "cattle calls"? Isn't that what they called them?
ewwww.....

 

[Thumper]

Read my lips...!

On second thought if we are conducting auditions and I am doing it right then you will be unable to see my lips...

Ok then.."feel" my lips...it's casting call!

Now I will humm the Star Spangled Banner followed by Rime of the Ancient Mariner...stop wiggling...damnit be still...this is important.

Here's one....Imageddinit....(Armageddon)