Plumbers

[sirhugs]

they put up with a lot of shit

but visit hot lonely housewives

repair pool pumps while the eighteen year old home from college sunbathes nude by the pool

shut off the sprinkler system after everyone in the office is drenched, rendering their clothing transparent

snake the kid's toy out of the drain to the relief of the anxious au pair (who wonders what other sort of snake he might have, and know how to use)

is assigned a female apprentice, decides to try to raunch her into quitting, discovers she can out raunch any guy...

 

[sirhugs]

I thought I'd get at least a butt crack joke reply...

 

[Carnevil9]

I considered it, but declined as it was too easy.

 

[want2_watchwife]

.....

 

[CzechCheck]

I’m NFL linebacker big and strong, but am cursed with a cock that’s only two inches flaccid, 4 inches erect. My wife looks like a swimsuit model, but has the sexual naivety of a 19th century Sunday schoolteacher.

You're a one trick pony. Why'd you change names anyway?

 

[want2_watchwife]

.....

 

[CzechCheck]

lol @ "snarky"


So, why the new name?

 

[want2_watchwife]

.....

 

[sirhugs]

It's a long, complex and personal story, but let's just simplify by saying the old account was hacked and most of my posts deleted. Though upsetting, I decided to make the best of it by starting a new account. I have received feedback from people in the cuck community indicating that I didn't really fit the "cuckold wannabe" criteria so chose what I have been told is a more accurate screen name.

"a long, complex and personal story"

mmmm... talk about whetting the appetites