Plot Bunny: Knocked up? Use Craig's List!

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From here:

Hey, did you have sex in the bathroom of a Motorhead/Megadeth concert in Chicago? Do you have a red mohawk and black pentagram gauges? Congrats, you're a father.

Hell of a birth announcement...

 

[mynameisben]

Oh, no. I am so f___ing screwed.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Oh, no. I am so f___ing screwed.

No, your gauges are hexagrams not pentagrams.

You're okay.

 

[mynameisben]

No, your gauges are hexagrams not pentagrams.

You're okay.

Oh, okay. Whew!

I was wondering what all that ruckus was coming from the other stall.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Oh, okay. Whew!

I was wondering what all that ruckus was coming from the other stall.

It wasn't me! I was making my ruckus at the Gorillaz concert on the other side of town.

And I didn't knock anyone up.

 

[estragon]

Might be a super-troll, as was suggested among the comments to the story. Or maybe someone looking for a zipless hookup. Nice plot bunny, though.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Oh, no. I am so f___ing screwed.

No, she was screwed. That was why she made the post