Plot Bunny for anyone who wants it

[Jenny_Jackson]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,579041,00.html?test=latestnews

'Elf' Jailed After Threat To Blow Up Santa At Georgia Mall



MORROW, Ga. — A man dressed as an elf is jailed after police in Georgia say he told a mall Santa that he was carrying dynamite.

Police say Southlake Mall in suburban Atlanta was evacuated but no explosives were found.

Morrow police arrested 45-year-old William C. Caldwell III, who was being held without bond Thursday in the Clayton County jail. He was not part of the mall's Christmas staff.

Police say Caldwell got in line Wednesday evening to have his picture taken with Santa Claus.

Police say when Caldwell reached the front of the line, he told Santa he had dynamite in his bag. Santa called mall security and Caldwell was arrested.

Caldwell faces several charges, including having hoax devices and making terroristic threats.

I wish I'd written this

 

[3113]

I wish I'd written this

But where's the sex?

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

He was taken to jail after the incident and inadvertently placed in a cell with 89 prostitutes and a misguided gynecologist.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

'Elf' Jailed After Threat To Blow Up Scouries At Florida Mall

The orange jumpsuits are so me and the intimate body searches give soo many possibilities for future stories.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

'Elf' Jailed After Threat To Blow Up Scouries At Florida Mall

The orange jumpsuits are so me and the intimate body searches give soo many possibilities for future stories.

ROFLMFAO

 

[TxRad]

'Elf' Jailed After Threat To Blow Up Scouries At Florida Mall

The orange jumpsuits are so me and the intimate body searches give soo many possibilities for future stories.

Uh, Lance is Santa, isn't he? Scouries is another mythical character.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

ROFLMFAO

Do you do visits? Some of those prossies you mentioned are calling me 'lipstick'.