please tell me these are not serious laws?

Debbie

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Welcome to LawGuru.com's Weird Laws Section. The material found in this section is courtesy of dumblaws.com where you can find hundreds of additional "dumb laws". None of the laws mentioned in this section have been verified by LawGuru.com. You can also suggest some weird law. Many of these laws are probably no longer in effect. Please note that this section is purely provided for entertainment.





Alabama
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.

It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.





California
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.

Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

Bathhouses are against the law. [Get the full text of this law.]

It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

Women may not drive in a house coat.





Florida
Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

It is illegal to skateboard without a license.

When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.





Kansas
Prohibits shooting rabbits from a motorboat.





Louisiana
It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.





Indiana
It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks.

Liquor stores may not sell milk.





Michigan
You may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan.




Nebraska
It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.




New York
A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.

It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.

A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline.

The penalty for jumping off a building is death.





North Dakota
Beer and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.

It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.





Ohio
It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.

It is illegal to get a fish drunk.





Pennsylvania
A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.





Texas
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.

It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

It is illegal to milk another person's cow.

A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.





Wisconsin
You must manually flush all urinals in a building.

Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.

(Note to self, places I cannot visit
California
Florida
damn I think it might be all of them

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From what I understand.. they are REAL laws but most aren't ENFORCED. It's easier to leave them then to remove them from the books. I don't know, makes you wonder about our justice system. I mean.. you can't play dominos on Sunday, but's ok if you kill your ex wife and also beat up some man in Florida for road rage.. BUT ONLY IF YOUR NAME IS OJ SIMPSON. *shrugs* It's America.. whatchya expect? ;)
 
State of Mass (confusion),You are required by law to bring your musket to church with you on sundays (circa 1600 sumthin),Vermont..Its Illegal to walk your Alligator in a public place,enother Mass one...upon leaving a MA correctional institute your supposed to be given a 20$ gold piece an a horse.:p

(ps.Debbiexxx if thats your real pic your smokin girl)
 
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From what I can remember of Louisiana law.............

It is illegal to participate, in any way, in the receiving or administrating of oral sex.

It is illegal to walk the streets or drive with an opened container (i.e., can of soda, bottled water, etc.). It has to be in a covered cup with a straw.

While 17 is considered the legal age of adulthood, it is only legal to date someone who is 17 years of age if (and only if) you are 18. Anyone older can be charged with statuatory rape.

Contrary to belief, it is illegal for women to expose their breasts in public, even for a pair of Mardi Gras beads..........LOL.
 
i can tell u they are true in ohio! once i fisehd for a whale on sunday and i just now got paroled...dont ever do it it aint worth it:rolleyes:
 
debbiexxx said:
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
There is a story here. Somewhere, somehow, something happened that required someone to make a law.

Some things are better lost to the ages. I never want to find out what inspired this one. :)
 
It is illegal for Starfish to show her face on this board. It's making everyone ill.
 
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New York
A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.


Hell, if thats the law they wrote for men flirting I can only imagine what they would do to women flirt. I think I wouldve been hanged by now. Damn, I may have to move...LOL

these are great, thanks debiexxx
 
Re: Re: please tell me these are not serious laws?

naudiz said:

There is a story here. Somewhere, somehow, something happened that required someone to make a law.
The story behind all of these silly laws is that even though many of the laws go against the basic principles the country was founded on (such as; people are free to do what they want as long it is consensual and harms no-one), people keep on saying "there oughta be a law" before thinking about whether there really should be a law, or whether they should just avert their eyes and quicken their pace.:rolleyes:

The result is the laws in this thread, and more laws every day, including laws that are self-contradictory, contradict other laws, and repeat previous laws.

Such a situation breeds contempt for law, corruption in all of government, especially regulatory and law enforcement, disrespect and contempt for law enforcement, a shift in power away from the governed to the governing - and of course, more laws. A never ending cycle.
 
Guelph
The city is classified as a no-pee zone.

Toronto
You can't drag a dead horse down Yonge St. on a Sunday.

Ottawa
It is illegal to eat ice-cream on Bank Street on a Sunday.

Ontario Provincial Laws
The speed limit is 80 kph for cars, but bicyclists have the right of way.
(I learned that one the hard way.... Actualy I should say the asshole in the truck did)
 
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