Not be able to find a real Troll, would the gang here please post some of their old Troll attacks for me to see? It may add a bit of comic relief to look at then laugh about them. Why you could all select the best one and give a small award to the person who received it!
Please Post Your Past Troll Attacks
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Bobtoad777
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R Nitelight
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You Got My Attention!
What can I do for you?
What can I do for you?
Bobtoad777
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Patryn Can you get an anonamous email and write me some time, I really need to discuss somethings with you.
Mustang Sally
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Patryn, I think you need to hire yourself a whole PR department to help you deal with all those trolls. LOL
Seriously, I DO wish everyone would drop it and leave you be. Enough's enough already.
Seriously, I DO wish everyone would drop it and leave you be. Enough's enough already.
Bobtoad-use patryn@literotica.org it's totally anonymous, I've tried e-mailing myself to my main e-mail addy using it through it a proxy and the header shows the proxy. So e-mail away.
Mustang Sally-Amen. Doesn't look like it's going to happen though. Oh well.
Mustang Sally-Amen. Doesn't look like it's going to happen though. Oh well.
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I've never actually had my OWN troll. Dirk doesn't count, his vocabulary is nowhere near the level of a troll's.
I've never actually had my OWN troll. Dirk doesn't count, his vocabulary is nowhere near the level of a troll's.
This is my favorite troll diatribe ...
http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=10299
What's that saying, the more things change the more they stay the same? Or history repeats itself.
Hey Bobtoad, don't fret about the "Shut the fuck up bobtoad" thread you cited above. I got told to "Shut the fuck up!" more than 50 times on mine.
Hey Reshal2, with all your rather intense interest in trolls, I'm just wondering what do you think the fate of the ones trolling away on the threads mentioned should be?
http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=10299
What's that saying, the more things change the more they stay the same? Or history repeats itself.
Hey Bobtoad, don't fret about the "Shut the fuck up bobtoad" thread you cited above. I got told to "Shut the fuck up!" more than 50 times on mine.
Hey Reshal2, with all your rather intense interest in trolls, I'm just wondering what do you think the fate of the ones trolling away on the threads mentioned should be?
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Wow Deborah, that's an old one but I remember that. Oh and by the way, If you get to 1000 first, I will gladly give up my where money talks bullshits walks line, but looks like I'm ahead right now. 
I hate a troll attack once,(yes, sadly it's true )but I wouldn't begin to know how to paste it to this thread, but in essence I was called a bimbo because of my love of wrestling. Then they implied that I was fat, and if you've seen my pic, you'd know that person was talking out of their ass. I had a good laugh though. I wonder what happened to that troll? Maybe he/she is still lurking under a new name.
I hate a troll attack once,(yes, sadly it's true
)but I wouldn't begin to know how to paste it to this thread, but in essence I was called a bimbo because of my love of wrestling. Then they implied that I was fat, and if you've seen my pic, you'd know that person was talking out of their ass. I had a good laugh though. I wonder what happened to that troll? Maybe he/she is still lurking under a new name.
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The truth is.... madam im adam. You are no Adam. You are no Reshal. You are the troll and not a very good one either. But u want one of your own? You are not worthy of a troll. You are simply insignificant. No one wants to even be the wart on your nose. I am here to amuse the rest of the people on the board. Not you. I will not be your troll. Stop begging. It is so unbecoming as are all your posts.
And to those of you wondering, my name isn't REALLY Reshal overcome2. It is namegame. And Laurel thinks I am funny!
I speak for the entire board when I say "Sure. We BELIEVE THAT!"Reshal2 said:
The truth is.... madam im adam. You are no Adam. You are no Reshal. You are the troll and not a very good one either. But u want one of your own? You are not worthy of a troll. You are simply insignificant. No one wants to even be the wart on your nose. I am here to amuse the rest of the people on the board. Not you. I will not be your troll. Stop begging. It is so unbecoming as are all your posts.
And to those of you wondering, my name isn't REALLY Reshal overcome2. It is namegame. And Laurel thinks I am funny!
A Troll with an echo! "Reshal overcome2"
Hello Troll that speaks for the entire forum how are you? You must be a very important Troll. Can we talk more? Are you mad in the morning or afternoon? Why not post under your real forum name and everyone here would take your comments much more seriously or so I'm told. If I'm registered how can I be a Troll? All Trolls are unregistered are they not, or is there a Troll registry somewhere I have missed? You are very proud that Laurel finds you funny, that is good and something to be proud of. Yes, a Troll with humor and the ability to make others laugh. So Trolls might be good also.
Patryn, I didn't check yet, but do you have more than one Troll and is there some history a new person to the forum should know about the Trolls and you?
Deborah, not sure about the fate of Trolls, I need to study this a bit more. You have a Literotica Guru rating, and know more about this topic. What would you do with a Troll? Troll watching is a little like ghost hunting. Several members seem to be plagued with them.
Interesting you remembered the Troll from a year previous. Wow, remind me not to upset you with a memory like that!
So Osiris was the Troll, it sure liked the copy and paste function to repeat its message. Yes, yes, I see the point after the Troll was upset and felt that the topic had become dumb and then posted silly a message. It was a good discussion and I read it all even though it was a year old.
Is the Troll function is a stress relief and not that big of a problem?
Hello Troll that speaks for the entire forum how are you? You must be a very important Troll. Can we talk more? Are you mad in the morning or afternoon? Why not post under your real forum name and everyone here would take your comments much more seriously or so I'm told. If I'm registered how can I be a Troll? All Trolls are unregistered are they not, or is there a Troll registry somewhere I have missed? You are very proud that Laurel finds you funny, that is good and something to be proud of. Yes, a Troll with humor and the ability to make others laugh. So Trolls might be good also.
Patryn, I didn't check yet, but do you have more than one Troll and is there some history a new person to the forum should know about the Trolls and you?
Deborah, not sure about the fate of Trolls, I need to study this a bit more. You have a Literotica Guru rating, and know more about this topic. What would you do with a Troll? Troll watching is a little like ghost hunting. Several members seem to be plagued with them.
Interesting you remembered the Troll from a year previous. Wow, remind me not to upset you with a memory like that!
So Osiris was the Troll, it sure liked the copy and paste function to repeat its message. Yes, yes, I see the point after the Troll was upset and felt that the topic had become dumb and then posted silly a message. It was a good discussion and I read it all even though it was a year old.
Is the Troll function is a stress relief and not that big of a problem?
Why would I not remember the troll, Reshal2? Would you not remember someone who told you to "Shut the fuck up!" more than 50 times?
I asked you first, Reshal2. What would you do with the troll? And what if the "terrible troll" in all of the above threads cited was a hanging chad? Well shit, she'll just have to change her offing story.
I asked you first, Reshal2. What would you do with the troll? And what if the "terrible troll" in all of the above threads cited was a hanging chad? Well shit, she'll just have to change her offing story.
What to do with Trolls?
Deborah, I wouldn't do anything with the Troll, except ignore it. Could we talk more about this? From the discussion that you suggested to read, it seemed like you are intelligent and personable. If you like please use my first name, Adam. Talking to the Trolls is interesting and I don't mind if they show anger. The Troll that posted to you wasted it's time by all the cuts and pastes. There was no point in doing it more than once. I'm sure you did not have 50 times the reaction. Do you like to eat food? I am a good cook and work in the evenings as a chief. Could I cook for you?
Deborah, I wouldn't do anything with the Troll, except ignore it. Could we talk more about this? From the discussion that you suggested to read, it seemed like you are intelligent and personable. If you like please use my first name, Adam. Talking to the Trolls is interesting and I don't mind if they show anger. The Troll that posted to you wasted it's time by all the cuts and pastes. There was no point in doing it more than once. I'm sure you did not have 50 times the reaction. Do you like to eat food? I am a good cook and work in the evenings as a chief. Could I cook for you?
Deborah, let's play a game now that you've actually given me a good laugh. Let's play "How long can Deborah talk about something else before she comes back to Patryn". We can all place bets on how many posts it'll take you before you mention me.
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Oh, the mental image I savor.
Latina
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I came here thinking people on a sex site liked to talk about sex. So I talked about how hard it was to FIND truly great sex, and how happy I was to have found multi-orgasmic sex when I was 45. I got every troll after me, and still do from time to time. Latest was one equating my Frank with Jesus, just because I love him and the sex with him so much that this troll thought he must walk on water. How STUPID!
What the hell is so wrong with loving your husband and thinking that sex with him is pretty damned terrific? For some reason, a woman who has a happy sex life with the man she married, and who likes to talk about it, seems to upset the hell out of trolls on what is SUPPOSED to be a sex site!
So I've posted on every other conceivable topic, no trolls, but whenever I do dare to mention Frank again, I can guarantee a host of troll threads in response. Sometimes I think these trolls are followers of Jerry Falwell, because a woman speaking frankly and honestly and in graphic detail about sex with her husband scares the **** out of them!
Thanks for letting me vent. I'll go back to my sweet old self again now.
-- Latina
What the hell is so wrong with loving your husband and thinking that sex with him is pretty damned terrific? For some reason, a woman who has a happy sex life with the man she married, and who likes to talk about it, seems to upset the hell out of trolls on what is SUPPOSED to be a sex site!
So I've posted on every other conceivable topic, no trolls, but whenever I do dare to mention Frank again, I can guarantee a host of troll threads in response. Sometimes I think these trolls are followers of Jerry Falwell, because a woman speaking frankly and honestly and in graphic detail about sex with her husband scares the **** out of them!
Thanks for letting me vent. I'll go back to my sweet old self again now.
-- Latina
