Please help me reach 100 posts!

[Behind the mask]

Ok so, it feels like i've been stuck in a time warp or something, post, post, post and no reward.

So I thought to myself, how can i reach 100 posts (at last) and I remembered my wonderful, reliable friends at Lit (yes I'am sucking up).

All I ask is that you help me talk bollocks, Not real bollocks although on this site I wouldn't be suprised!
Is that too much to ask?

Now join me in mindless conversation
(please)

 

[just pet]

Ummm.....

and I mean that sincerely

 

[modest mouse]

Can you make me a Pastrami sandwich?

Thanks in advance.

 

[Behind the mask]

Why certainly!

One pastrami sandwich coming up,
Would you like extra bollocks with that sir?

And thanks for trying just pet I appreciate it!

 

[just pet]

And thanks for trying just pet I appreciate it!

Do you do windows?

More importantly, do you do it in front of windows? If so, where do you live?

 

[His_kitty]

hiya hiya ..........

Did you happen to see our thread doing the same thing? lol

I'll help for as long as I'm here this morning... which is exactly fifteen more minutes

 

[KinkyKat]

Hello !!!

[Respond with "hello" back]

Welcome to Literotica.

[Respond by saying "thanks"]

We're glad you're here.

[Respond by saying "thanks"]

Where are you from?

[Respond with city or state]

What are your hobbies?

[Respond appropriately]

And there you have it. FIVE MORE POSTS.

LOL

Glad you're here.

 

[Behind the mask]

Why thank you Kitty! by the way who's kitty are you!?

And pet I'am never happier than 'when I'm cleaning windows' yeh bad joke, not a lot of sleep last night!

I do alot of things in my window, what would you like me to do!?

on the subject of where i live, I'm happily living in UK and today is quite sunny a rare thing!
So can i ask where are you all from?

 

[InnocentAngel81]

hello how is it going how is your weekend?

 

[Behind the mask]

Thanks for answering my question in advance KinkyKat!

And thank you for the warm welcome!

 

[DannyBoyUK]

All credit to you, Behind

Some people would just start a thread and put posts in saying:
"26 to go"
"25 to go"
"24 to go"

Now I am sure you wouldnt dream of doing that !

 

[His_kitty]

Why thank you Kitty! by the way who's kitty are you!?

And pet I'am never happier than 'when I'm cleaning windows' yeh bad joke, not a lot of sleep last night!

I do alot of things in my window, what would you like me to do!?

on the subject of where i live, I'm happily living in UK and today is quite sunny a rare thing!
So can i ask where are you all from?

KinkyKat's

I am from West Virginia, USA

soooooo ............. are you married? lol

 

[Behind the mask]

My weekend is started out well thank you for asking and how about yourself,?

Had a bit of a hangover this morning but can't complain, gotta go to work in a few hours

By the way I like your thread InnocentAngel!

 

[His_kitty]

Have you decided what your going to use for an av, when you reach 100?

 

[Behind the mask]

Married lol
No no, well not yet anyway....... I did try a suit on the other day and the man asked if I was getting married, weird!
And You?

 

[InnocentAngel81]

My weekend is started out well thank you for asking and how about yourself,?

Had a bit of a hangover this morning but can't complain, gotta go to work in a few hours

By the way I like your thread InnocentAngel!

I haven't done anything yet, still trying to find out what is going on this morning. have you taken anything for your hangover? it sucks that you will have to go to work like that. I am happy you like my thread.

 

[Behind the mask]

DannyboyUK

24 to go! sorry couldn't resist!

So how are things down south!?

 

[His_kitty]

Married lol
No no, well not yet anyway....... I did try a suit on the other day and the man asked if I was getting married, weird!
And You?

yes


Well I wish you all the best!! But my fifteen minutes are up


tc and speak soon

 

[Behind the mask]

Some sweet luvin from my girl was enough to cure my hangover and has put me in a good mood for the rest of the day!
I'm sure you can relate

At least I don't actually have to work in my job! phew
that's a scary thought! lol

 

[Behind the mask]

wow

It's working, its working!

 

[DannyBoyUK]

An AV at 100 ??? I always thought it had to be 1000 ! Damnit !

Things are fine down south - and now you only have 22 to go.

 

[DannyBoyUK]

You posted while I was posting - lol

21 only !

 

[Behind the mask]

Yay!

20 now!

 

[Behind the mask]

Sorry

To arouse all your interests and then run, but gotta go for now!

Thank you to you all and I hope to be back a bit later and read any more replies and bollocks!

BTM

 

[DannyBoyUK]

I am almost as excited about this as you are !

Just 17.

But remember the last mile is the hardest mile !