Please help me give a sperm sample

[john_1970]

Apologies for the unromantic into, but the facts of my situation are that I have to produce a sperm at home in London between 12 noon and 1pm on Tuesday 16th June (7am EST). And then again exactly two weeks later.

I would really appreciate a helping hand, or more realistically a webcam chat.

I'm a friendly, regular kind of guy hoping to hear from you.

 

[xanderra]

Honest to god I was half awake when I read your title I thought you were trying to save a sperm whale

 

[cumunder]

I could help send me a pm

 

[john_1970]

Pretty please

 

[john_1970]

Surprisingly (or not) I am still looking x

 

[Christopher2012]

lol So stupid...