Please help me find my daddy

[Anh_Tuan_Bui]

To who it may concern,

I was born in 1970 in Vietnam. My mother was an impoverished farmer who was purchased by a GI for sex with a can of corn. She was forced to prostitute herself to feed the family because the GI's ruined our rice fields with continuous bombing.

I figure he owes me a lot of money plus interest for back child support. He is described as a cranky old man who is a racist wingnut. My mom told me he can be positively identified by his lack of balls and a tiny penis. He has a fondness for corvettes and teenage girls from starving third world countries.

Please help me.

If you know this GI please contact the Vietnam Consulate in Washington D.C.

Thank you very much,

Anh Tuan Bui

 

[RecHiker]

ROTFLMAO! Ya ain't mine cause mamason always yelled boko big GI - boko BIG and that was just before she started gagging....... LOL!

 

[Wrong Element]

To who it may concern,

I was born in 1970 in Vietnam. My mother was an impoverished farmer who was purchased by a GI for sex with a can of corn. She was forced to prostitute herself to feed the family because the GI's ruined our rice fields with continuous bombing.

I figure he owes me a lot of money plus interest for back child support. He is described as a cranky old man who is a racist wingnut. My mom told me he can be positively identified by his lack of balls and a tiny penis. He has a fondness for corvettes and teenage girls from starving third world countries.

Please help me.

If you know this GI please contact the Vietnam Consulate in Washington D.C.

Thank you very much,

Anh Tuan Bui

I have a strict policy against endorsing alts, or trolls, or alts made for the purposes of trolling...but this is pretty damn funny.

Now (stern voice), don't ever do it again.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I have a strict policy against endorsing alts, or trolls, or alts made for the purposes of trolling...but this is pretty damn funny.

Now (stern voice), don't ever do it again.

Mega-dittoes!

 

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[Anh_Tuan_Bui]

Yes we know, we know, PM DicklessDaily he might let you suck on his eyedropper for a while.

Daddy is that you?

 

[KingOrfeo]

My mother was an impoverished farmer who was purchased by a GI for sex with a can of corn.

That can of corn was the best fuck he ever had, too.

 

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[firenzi]

I totally thought this was going to be a personal ad.

 

[Farrah]

I totally thought this was going to be a personal ad.

Pssst, Firenzi...do you know what all the canned corn references are about?

 

[neci]

Pssst, Firenzi...do you know what all the canned corn references are about?

vette's previous references to paying women in nam a can of corn for sex.

 

[Farrah]

vette's previous references to paying women in nam a can of corn for sex.

Oh. Oh my.

 

[neci]

Oh. Oh my.

oh yeah. he's a cunt bucket.

 

[Liar]

Oh. Oh my.

Welcome to the General Board. Get used to it.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Saint Peter]

...or an electric fan...

 

[unregistered]

 

[koalabear]

A can of corn in Nam would have been worth it's weight in gold, it wouldn't have been wasted on pussy.

 

[Saint Peter]

White tennis shoes, and instant coffee too, but I never made a reference to doing it myself.

War is hell.

 

[Disgustipated]

White tennis shoes, and instant coffee too, but I never made a reference to doing it myself.

Maybe, maybe not. But at the least you stood by as you let your fellow servicemen defile young women. Much like you stand by your pals dizzybooby and Koaladipshit here. Fucking cowardly pile of shit.

 

[neci]

Don't believe the liar, I never made a reference to paying for sex myself with cans of corn. You see if you tell a lie often enough it becomes the truth around here, search it out for yourself.

he's a fan of word games. either way, he's a piece of shit.

 

[married_nymph]

Wait...You can pay for sex with cans of corn??? This i did not know

 

[koalabear]

Wait...You can pay for sex with cans of corn??? This i did not know

Pm dickdaily, he was raised on it.

 

[Farrah]

I was just bored enough to try to use the search function, but I suck at it. So I went to Google. Google came back with several relevant results, but no original post. I am tech helpless.

 

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