Please, do your grooming at home

[SeaCat]

From a local Newspaper and worthy of a chuckle.

http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/new...a/blog/2010/03/we_all_know_the_dangers_1.html

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[3113]

You'd think it'd be enough that she was shaving "down there" while driving, but there are even more highlights in this story....

Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat, reports keysnews.com.

"She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit," Trooper Gary Dunick said....

The day before the wreck Barnes was convicted in an Upper Keys court of DUI with a prior and driving with a suspended license.

Okay. So let's lay this out:
(1) Shaving bikini area while driving
(2) Asking her ex-husband to drive from the passenger seat while she did this (while we're at it, let's have one for the poor judgement of the ex-husband Of course this guy was actually married to her once, so )
(3) Asking her ex-husband to drive from the passenger seat while she did this for her boyfriend! I'm all out of "eeks" at this point.
(4) Driving after having been convicted of a DUI and driving with a suspended license...well, actually, this makes plenty of sense given all that went before. Why should she show any respect for that given that she decided to go through with steps 1-3?

I nominate this woman for a Darwin Award. What? She needs to have died so that she won't procreate? Don't worry, I think she'll fulfill that requirement very soon. I only hope her husband and boyfriend are with her when she does. Anyone who'd consider her mate material needs to be removed from the gene pool, too....

 

[TE999]

Any woman who goes near her labia majora and clit with a razor in a moving vehicle is certifiably insane...or incredibly shitfaced.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Yeah, I can see the Darwin Awards committee sharpening their pencils with glee. It won't be long . . .

 

[Freefall_mc]

Any woman who goes near her labia majora and clit with a razor in a moving vehicle is certifiably insane...or incredibly shitfaced.

or both

 

[JackLuis]

I hope she makes it to the Darwins, but she might screw it up by running down a covey of fourth graders if she is not restrained.

 

[Stella_Omega]

That is... downright elegant in its absurdity.

Ex-husband, no less!

 

[wicked woman]

And I think the women applying their make up on the subway should do their personal grooming at home. All relative, eh.

 

[mynameisben]

I'm betting the boyfriend was somewhat thankful his name wasn't mentioned in the newspaper story, yet relieved to know his hunny had a credible reason for missing their date.

 

[Lady_Guenivere]

What an idiot.

 

[Stella_Omega]

And I think the women applying their make up on the subway should do their personal grooming at home. All relative, eh.

That's uncharitable of you.

If she puts on her makeup during that hour-long ride when she can't really do much else-- she's given herself a chance for a precious 30 minutes or so extra sleep at home.

 

[stephen55]

Okay, it was a dumb question....

My question would be why she didn't just let her ex do the driving. But then if she's okay with shaving her pubes while driving, with her ex in the car, on her way to her boyfriend's place......

 

[3113]

My question would be why she didn't just let her ex do the driving. But then if she's okay with shaving her pubes while driving, with her ex in the car, on her way to her boyfriend's place......

Her ex was apparently okay with this dangerous arrangements as well. I wonder why they divorced. They seem made for each other.

 

[stephen55]

??

Her ex was apparently okay with this dangerous arrangements as well. I wonder why they divorced. They seem made for each other.

Maybe he liked her with pubes.....

 

[Stella_Omega]

Her ex was apparently okay with this dangerous arrangements as well. I wonder why they divorced. They seem made for each other.

His last name is "Judy"

Yet one more delightful detail!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

And I think the women applying their make up on the subway should do their personal grooming at home. All relative, eh.

A woman on the subway is a passenger. Putting on her makeup is just a way of passing the time of the commute. Now a woman who is the engineer on the subway has no business attending to her appearance at that time. It's a matter of responsibility, not relativity.

 

[mynameisben]

Now a woman who is the engineer on the subway has no business attending to her appearance at that time. It's a matter of responsibility, not relativity.

I would think an ass-ugly female train engineer would want to look her best, just in case a rescue party is called upon to extract her from the burning twisted metal of a train wreck.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I would think an ass-ugly female train engineer would want to look her best, just in case a rescue party is called upon to extract her from the burning twisted metal of a train wreck.

I have no problem with any female engineer looking her best, I just want her to get made up before the train starts!

 

[Boxlicker101]

Quote:
Originally Posted by wicked woman
And I think the women applying their make up on the subway should do their personal grooming at home. All relative, eh.

A woman on the subway is a passenger. Putting on her makeup is just a way of passing the time of the commute. Now a woman who is the engineer on the subway has no business attending to her appearance at that time. It's a matter of responsibility, not relativity.

I also see nothing wrong with someone applying makeup while a passenger on public transportation. It's a way of using time that would otherwise be wasted. Call it multi-tasking.

The only problem would be that some conveyances are bumpy and tend to swing and yaw quite a bit, which might result in smearing.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I would think a female train engineer would want to look her best, just in case a rescue party is called upon to extract her from the burning twisted metal of a train wreck.

then she can do her makeup, while riding the train TO work. Not once she's on the job.
(Fixed your sentence, by the way; deleted an irrelevant adjectival phrase.)

 

[mynameisben]

(Fixed your sentence, by the way; deleted an irrelevant adjectival phrase.)

Thank you for precisely knowing and correcting my opinion.