Playing with words... and other things...

[MattWolf]

I'm looking for a linguistically agile woman to help me raise the roof, toss the caber and float my boat. Together we'll tickle our mutual fancies as we lead each other down the garden path. I'm interested in verbal sparring and ambidextrous banter that combines delights in the tortured innuendo, the quasi intellectual and – when appropriate – the downright crude.

I’m looking for a lady who is able to drop both alluring references and well read knickers.

I’m looking for a woman who knows that playing is serious business and that there is nothing more frivolous than business.

I’m looking for a partner in crime wasting, the setting of dares, the exchanging of emails, the building of tension.

I am40. Both shy and over confident. Slim but not as skinny as I used to be.

 

[MattWolf]

Or we could just says rude words and titter... works for me.

 

[MattWolf]

Or even just a hello....

 

[MattWolf]

Seems there aren't any fish left in the sea.

 

[MattWolf]

Seems there aren't any fish left in the sea.

And no mermaids either, which is a great shame.

 

[MattWolf]

And no mermaids either, which is a great shame.

Not even a crab. But then, would I want to catch a crab?

 

[DaddysTastyTreat]

I wish you luck in your endeavors. It isn't easy to find someone with whom you can chat beyond a "wanna (cyber) fuck?" It's kind of annoying. Don't be discouraged. Someone will come along and be the perfect fit.

 

[MattWolf]

I wish you luck in your endeavors. It isn't easy to find someone with whom you can chat beyond a "wanna (cyber) fuck?" It's kind of annoying. Don't be discouraged. Someone will come along and be the perfect fit.

Thank you D.T.T, although, you know, I've nothing against a good cyber fuck when it comes down to it.

 

[MattWolf]

Disinterring this thread in the hope of catching the eye of an interested lady...

 

[MattWolf]

Not even a nibble.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Words are much more seductive, when woven properly, than pictures. They use your imagination....

 

[MattWolf]

Words are much more seductive, when woven properly, than pictures. They use your imagination....

I'm not going to disagree, hey, I'd be a fool to disagree. However, I do think it depends, both words and pictures can circumvent the imagination by being just too direct, explicit, by leaving no gaps for the imagination to insert itself. It is a bit like a strip tease, which is usually at its most erotic before an item of clothing is removed, not afterwards. We need the concealment, we need the metaphor, we need the shadow, for in all of those places is where we enter into the experience.

 

[FitGuy38]

*****

 

[MattWolf]

Words are much more seductive, when woven properly, than pictures. They use your imagination....[/QUOT

Words can shake the soul, they give meaning to imagination, creativity and are probably a truer reflection of who we are individually. A picture is an unalterable (should be) fraction of a second. They might be fun to look at, but leave much to wonder about.

Lovely sentiments, but I'd quibble for two reasons.... First, the idea words are a truer reflection of who we are? Surely this site, where people can radically invent their identity through a few key strokes suggests that is far too idealistic.

Second, and similarly, the unalterable nature of the picture is disproved by that photoshopped picture of myself with a six pack so sharp you can cut your fingers on it.

[edited to remove terrible typos as pointed out to me by a kind passerby]

 

[MattWolf]

Working from home this morning, looking for a few distractions, anybody fine female like to keep me company?

 

[MattWolf]

Good afternoon (depending on your time zone). Looking for a woman who'd like to playfully flirt as a way of finding out if we might fancy the knickers off each other.

 

[MattWolf]

Just got home from work, would anybody like to play with me?

 

[pregfet2009]

Just got home from work, would anybody like to play with me?

I've read your profile, and your thread, and I must admit, I'm rather intrigued. How can a gentleman, such as yourself, have been denied the pleasure of a woman?

I'm a lady, in her almost mid-twenties, and I certainly hope you don't mind. I'm getting a very strong impression that you are of a learned individual. You've spent more time in academia, than you wish to let on. I would love to chat with you, however there is our time difference. I currently reside on the American East Coast, a few hours behind you. I hope this reply stays unread, for
only a short while.

 

[MattWolf]

I've read your profile, and your thread, and I must admit, I'm rather intrigued. How can a gentleman, such as yourself, have been denied the pleasure of a woman?

I'm a lady, in her almost mid-twenties, and I certainly hope you don't mind. I'm getting a very strong impression that you are of a learned individual. You've spent more time in academia, than you wish to let on. I would love to chat with you, however there is our time difference. I currently reside on the American East Coast, a few hours behind you. I hope this reply stays unread, for
only a short while.

Thank you for the reply, although I'm not sure where you get the idea I've been denied the pleasure of a woman...

 

[MattWolf]

Tipsy.

 

[numeniusa]

.....

 

[MattWolf]

I'm so drawn to you... I love the long verbal tease, the escalating tension, the "does that mean what I think it might" and the nervous yearning that it does... I love the articulate but explicit description of a long considered fantasy, and the urgent prose of a sudden new desire...

I'm new in here, I have no idea what I'm doing, but I definitely want to do it with you...

Why thank you, I'm flattered. And of course, the answer to 'does that mean what I think it might' is always, always... maybe.

 

[MattWolf]

And remember, it doesn't always have to be clever word play, or long words, there are some fabulous ones that are just four letters short.

 

[MattWolf]

A bashful bump.