Playing In The Woods.

Alex NRN

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I've always liked to partake in alfresco masturbation.

Since I seem to have exhausted all current good porn of the variety I like via the file sharing program I use, I've gone back to the outdoor thing. (The supply isn't really exhausted - just not enough sources).

It's normally under the cover of darkness, but I've had plays recently in long grass and in woods during the day. A bit too dangerous actually - but what can I say? - it gets me off.

I have a friend who is very straight - he'd be horrified if he knew I'm curious. Anyway, says he's gonna go over his local golf course in the early hours of a warm summer's night and have a cum. I just cannot put it to him that I'd love to go over there with him for a spot of mutual masturbation and of course - sucking. If I did put that to him it would severly damage or even end the friendship - not worth going there.

Isn't it always the way? If only he was bi-curious too because he's quite adventurous with his self pleasure - he's played in a sauna, on the deck of a boat and at his back room window - at night - with the light off. It's the sort of stuff I get up to and it would be perfect if he was curious too. Alas.

I would also love to hear from the ladies who enjoy playing outside. We all know men whack off like maniacs, but what of the girls? How many of you have gone into the woods alone and had a cum? Naked from the waist down or just unzipped?

I can never decide whether to say jerking, jacking or wanking! Jerking and jacking for our American and Canadian friends of course, but us Brits say wanking!
 
Back in my early teens 2 male friends and I would go into a wooded area where we would get naked and jack off. It was fun.
 
My gf and I were out doing a bit of hiking and picnicking this past Sat. We stopped for lunch at a nice sunny spot near a stream and after lunch things led to things and we started making out on the blanket (nothing too outrageous as it wasn't a totally secluded area - just a little kissing and touching) when I realized we weren't alone. Across the stream was a young couple (boy and a girl) sitting on a rock watching us. We didn't stop (but we certainly didn't go any further) and they kept watching. I suppose :heart: must have been in the air because they were as engaged as us by the time we finally stopped to pack up and leave. :)

I waved as we left, my gf noted that she thought the girl was kind of cute and kiddingly suggested to me that we invite them home :rolleyes:
 
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I was out fishing one day and found myself fantasizing about coming upon two men naked and sweaty in a sunpuddle...I undreesed on shore and then waded to a sundappled rock where I slowly stroked myself to the images in my head.....
 
my first sexual experience was with my cousin. he led me into the woods near our home. after finding a secluded spot he pulled down his pants. i took mine off too, but really wasn't old enough to know what was going on. he started to masturbate so i copied his actions. soon enough he came . i still remember seeing the cum dripping from his cock. it never happened again, but later i would go into the woods and try to get my dick to "leak" like his :) i once found a porno mag in the woods and played with myself while i looked at it, although it was years later when i had my first good climax!

i love going out in the woods and playing, it feels so good. i got a lot of stories of playing in the woods!!
 
Well, if he's willing to talk about masturbation with you, he might not be as alarmed about your curiosity as you might think. It doesn't mean that he'll want to experiment with you, though.

Actually, a straight friend of mine sometimes likes to tell me about his interesting experiences with masturbation. He's done it in a field at night in the rain. He knows I'm gay and doesn't mind.
 
When I was in the military we would yank one off outside all the time. I was in a Special Ops unit so we were in the field training much of the time to begin with. 18-25 YO guys need some sort of outlet and doing it yourself was often the only one available. We all became very open and bold about it and would sometimes do it in groups of two or more wherever we could find a secluded spot.

When I got back from Desert Storm I remember two guys from a different squad swearing that they had scored a "Combat Jack". Their story was that they were pinned down in a building by enemy fire. They had called in helicopter gunships to neutralize the enemy and were waiting for the birds to arrive. While waiting, and presumably still taking fire, they both unzipped and tossed one off. I remember that it was a huge joke as to what kind of badge they should get for such an accomplishment.

I can't absolutely confirm the story, but knowing these two guys, it wouldn't surprise me at all if it was true.
 
Ask to see if you can go with him to jerk. Jerk together often, then offer a "helping hand".
 
Well, if he's willing to talk about masturbation with you, he might not be as alarmed about your curiosity as you might think. It doesn't mean that he'll want to experiment with you, though.

I would love to tell him that I've had dick in my mouth but I think that would be a disaster. He wouldn't understand. It's difficult to say how him knowing my secret would impact on our friendship, but I'm convinced it would permanently change things. I don't think he'd bolt, but he'd freak inside and probably just shake his head in 'disgust'. I don't think it's worth going there as much as I'd like to be honest with him.

Hi BiiGirl,

Thanks for your post.

Nice to know that women do it too.
 
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