Playing for keeps

KillerMuffin

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She had finally done it. She'd twisted his balls in such a way that he had no choice but to ditch the best night of gaming for a date with her. She smirked when they sauntered into the Gatekeeper. He'd want to stay, all right. He'd want to play, all right. But she had a three hundred dollar gift certificate that bought her a weekend out with him by himself. He wanted it, he was going to give her the Christmas present she wanted. Him. He wasn't complaining... too much. She had a little consolation prize for him, though. His new dice were safely tucked in her bra. They were a little surprise for him for later. Once he'd discovered it, he christened all of his dice, well, later. She'd forked out the cash for those, they'd damned well better be magic for that amount of money.

She sighed. That's what you get for falling in love with a gamer. Broke.

The front was dark, as usual. It was actually closed. The back, though, was lit up already. Well, that wasn't surprising, they were late. What was surprising was that it was silent. Dead silent. Gamers were raucous, they made noise. Their dice rolled, they laughed, argued, celebrated, and sometimes fought. They were never silent.

"Guys?" he called out. She exchanged glances with him, worried. "Hey, what's going on here?"

"Are they somewhere else tonight?" She tugged on his sleeve. A bad feeling was crawling up her spine, squeezing her ribs. "We need to go."

He hugged her, then pushed her off. "Wait here."

"I don't think so, we need to go."

"It'll be okay, it's just the guys playing a joke."

She chewed on her lower lip and squeezed the front of plywood rack full of old issues of comic books wrapped in plastic. "Okay, just hurry."

He kissed her cheek and headed into the light.

Something roared. It howled like a bad Godzilla movie. She tried to scream, but nothing came out. She saw him, clawing at the door, his muscles bunching as he tried to pull himself out. The light flashed, curling around his arms and pulling. She leaped forward, grabbing his wrists and tugging backwards.

For a moment, she thought she had him, that whatever it was let him go. Instead, it ripped him out of her arms. She howled his name, leaping toward the flashing globe of whirling light in the center of the room. It growled and swallowed her whole.

"Nooooo!!!"

She collided with the ground, her breath slammed out of her. She whimpered, picking herself up.

"Muffin? Muff?" It was him, thank gawd.

"What happened?" She climbed unsteadily to her feet. The soft soil sucked at her high heels. She tripped when she walked. Stupid shoes.

"I don't know. Why did you come? You should have stayed, you'd be safe!" He hugged her tight, holding her still. She pressed her face to his shirt and cried. "I think I saw some signs of the guys, they went that way. We need to find them."

"Okay." She gripped his hand tight, there was no way she would get separated from him again. Nothing would separate them again. Not ever. "What's that sound?"

"What sound?"

"Like drumming."

"Look! There's a fire. I think I see one of them over there by those trees."

Three horses exploded through trees and nearly ran them down. She screamed and tried to shove him out of the way. He jerked them backwards, knocking them to the grass. One of the horses stopped, its rider sawing on its reins until it reared.

She felt the eyes on her before she saw them. Red and malignant. She backed up in terror. The rider forced the horse to stand on all of its feet, then leaned over and grabbed her. She swung her fist at it. He jumped from the ground, lunging for her legs. She sunk her teeth into the rider's leg, but it ignored the pain. The rider kicked the horse, sending it off at a gallop.

She flailed, trying to jump off, but got no where. She looked behind them, watching her lover run after them as fast as he could. She screamed his name.


OOC: In case you can't tell, a group of gamers, male or female, are sucked into one of their games. Or is it all of their games melded into one? They have to learn to be their characters to rescue the primadonna princess and get themselves home. But they aren't their characters, they're just gamers who have to learn to play for keeps. Wanna play?
 
Jacen:

"Muffin!!!" Jacen cried out as he chased after the horseman and his girlfriend. They were growing smaller into the distance and his legs were wearing out. "Wha... Wha... What in the fuck?!" He huffed to himself. "What in the fuck was that thing?"

"Jesus! Muff! That fucker just stole Muffin!" He started to run again, but it didn't last long before his calfs burned and he had to slow down. By this time, his lungs were aching for air, and he was fighting the urge to just fall down and sob as he had no idea anymore which direction to go. The horrible feeling that he had lost his love was slowly taking him down.

Stumbling into a clearing, his face contorted with pain and loss, Jacen slumped against something large and muscular. Pushing himself back, he saw that it was a horse tethered to a tree. There was no sign of anyone else about the clearing though.

"This is just too weird..." Jacen groaned as he looked around. He tried to pull himself up onto the horse, but the damn thing was too tall! "Come on ya freaking horse! Kneel or something! Please?!" As if to reply, the horse knelt down on its front legs. Jacen blinked. "Wow, thanks Horse!" Jacen said, pleased.

"Don't mention it..." Came a quavering voice, that seemed to be from the horse itself. Jacen froze in his place, his eyes locked on the horses mane. "D... Did you just talk?" He asked, not believing what he had heard. "Yep." The horse said, nodding its head.

"Oh, fuck no, this is just too fucking weird! First my girl friend gets taken away by something that looks an awful lot like a death knight, then I find a talking horse?! Don't tell me! You're names Ed right?!" Jacen said, pert near in hysterics. "Nah, its blackmane, albert blackmane..." The horse said as calm as ever. "Oh, the death knight? I saw him ride past. Quite an ugly fellow if you ask me..." Jacen did a double take. "YOU SAW THEM?!"

"Yes, I just told you I did, whats the matter, got wax in your ears son?" The horse said with a whinny of humor. "Well... Can you follow them?!" Jacen said excitedly, it seemed he hadn't lost his girlfriend after all! It didn't matter if it WAS a death knight or not! He wasn't gonna loss that hot babe for anything!
 
Gary had his jaw opened, as two huge fucking knights made their way towards him and the others. For some odd reason it wasn't the living room where they usually played. It happened to be an actual forest, with a bonfire and everything.
Yeah, real knights with real swords, and that looks like real bloodlust in their eyes as well.
A twenty sided die twirled between his thumb and forefinger. He couldn't help but stare at the knight as it drew closer. Gary turned to the other players around the fire.
"I... uhhh...," he blinked, "How do you roll for this?"
The knight kicked him, knocking him on the ground. Dust came around him, blurring his glasses. He took them off, wiping as best he could before replacing him. The knight was now down on the ground, his sword pointed right at him.
Perfect time to panic. What to do? Well, honestly, the right thing to do would be give up. It seemed logical, the best thing to do in a situation where you're outnumbers, outexperienced, and you think you're on an acid trip.
Give up, and call it a day. Perhaps in a few hours this fantasy will turn more pleasent and naked women will dance the danceo f a thousand orgasms.
Nope.
The sword was close to his neck.
Shit, if this was a dream, he wasn't going to pussy out. The last thing he wanted to do was spend his entire fantasy locked in jail, or whatever. Might as well make the best of it.
Let's see, he was still trying to play the game. Gaming. Yes, how do you start a fight in the land of dungeons and dragons?
Ahhh, his eyes flashed.
"Initiatives!"
He stood up, two double edged broadswords appearing in his hands. His back suddenly strained against twenty pounds of weight. There was more than twenty pounds on his back though, but a bag of holding was magical like that.
Besides, this was just a nice little dream. You can't go being a tight ass about little things like weight when there was so much blood to be shed.
"Avast ye matey," he laughed, "No wait. Sorry, I've got my fantasies mixed up. Let's see, this would call for a..."
The knight parried, Gary blocked with a sword, bringing the other one down. The knight caught in his gauntlet. Steel grinded against steel, casuing a few sparks.
He spat in the knight's helmet.
The knight drew back, just enough time to react. He moved his foot back slgithly, put all his weight forward and drove a sword home.
The knight fell to the ground, blood seeping out of the wound. Gary paused, looking at something on the ground. His twenty sider. It had landed on twenty.
Perfect, no wonder he had done so well.
He picked up the die, putting it in his jean pocket. The problem was, he didn't have a jean pocket, or jeans anymore. His regular clothes were now replaced by a tunic, and some leather armor. Not much, but just right for a players such as himself.
He laughed, despite the grave situation.
"Bring on the naked dancing girls now," he called out to the night, but nothing happened.
Nothing was happening.
Glancing down, he saw the dirt. Gary kneeled down, letting it sift through his fingers. No dream or fantasy or vision was like this. This was real, somehow, some way this was real.
"Holy fuck," he said, straightening out.
 
Jacen:

Blackmane, Albert Blackmane had started in a trot, following the direction he had seen the death knight go. "Um... Not to be rude, but can't you go any FASTER???" Jacen asked. "You want faster? You got faster. Just hold on!" And with that Albert launched into a full tilt gallop. Jacen barely had enough time to do anything before hand, only capturing two hands full of black, silky mane.

The rush of wind stole his shocked scream from him and made him gasp for air. "Ow! Ow! Ow!" Albert shouted as he galloped on. "Sl-sloooooow d-down!!!!" Jacen stuttered between gasps of air. "Ow, make up your mind, ow..." Albert grumped as he fell into a brisk canter. "And, ow, would you mind terribly... Getting your hands out of my hair?" Albert asked, sounding a little annoyed.

"Oh... Um... Sorry..." Jacen said, embarased as he untangled his fingers from the horses mane. "Thanks, this is much b-better..." Jacen lied, it was killing his ass, really it was. "No problem..." Albert replied as he snuffled. "I smell smoke..." He added.

"Really? Someone must have a camp fire going! We better go check!" Jacen said, excitedly, he'd drank alot of dew before he picked Muffin up tonight... "Someone, or something..." Albert added. "But if you insist..."

Albert went toward the sorce of the smoke, only to come upon Gary, and a dead knight. "G-GARY?!" Jacen said shocked. "What are you doing here man?!" He shouted as he tried to dismount Blackmane, Albert Blackmane.
 
OOC: Posted by Valdimer_79



Tim



"Alright you fuckers.....here comes the roll of death!" he shouted, shaking the dice in his hand....


The next thing he knew, he was dropped in a forest. "What the fuck?" he said to himself. Standing up, he took in his surroundings. "Where the hell am I? GARY!!!" he shouted agian, looking for his fellow gamer. Hearing the trample of hooves, Tim ran out, waving his hands, but the riders swept past him, almost running him over. Tim dived to the ground, and watched as the rider went to...Muff? Was that Muffin? And Jacen? 'What the hell is goin on here?' Tim thought to himself. Picking himself up off the ground, he ran over to Jacen..."Dude! What the hell is goin on here?" he said.......
 
Jacen:

"I really have no clue, I think, somehow, we're in our D&D world guys... I saw a death knight... The fucker stole my Muffin away, the fuckers gonna die." Jacen growled as he finally slid off of Blackmane, Albert Blackmane's back. "Um... You guys know how to kill a death knight anyway? I was more into the nymph and dryad thing..." Jacen blushed slightly.
 
The horse thundered through a river, spraying fishy water into her face. She shrieked, shoving herself upwards. The asshole shoving her face into his leg wasn't ready for that. She nearly shoved herself off the horse. She shrieked again, this time in fear, and lunged at the guy, wrapping her arms around his neck in a choke hold.

"JAAAAAAAAACEN!" Like he could do anything.

The guy grabbed her by the nape of the neck and shoved her back across his lap. She grunted, then howled. The cheap plastic tube those mega-buck dice had come in fractured, sharp pieces digging into her skin. The guy clapped his hands over his ears and she almost fell off again.

"You asshole!" She bellowed. "My DICE!"

She watched as the sparkling dice bounced out of her blouse and hit the dirt. Well, except for one, it was digging into her boob. Probably that damned four sided one Jacen was so good at playing her with.

She wrenched around, sending a fist into the guy's jaw. It clanged off of metal and almost broke her knuckles. She screamed again, just because she could.

The horse thundered down a road and across a wooden bridge. She looked at the black stone the flew past into the bowels of what appeared to be a cheesy King Arthur movie bad guy castle. Whoa, smelled pretty bad, too.

The horse skidded to a halt and the guy used her hair to throw her onto the stone floor. She shrieked again, pumping out the decibels. The horse threw its head, snorting. Served the beast right. She grinned.

Her grin froze, and so did she. Those chills were all over her spine and crawling down her flesh. She started crawling forward because whatever it was, was behind her. The guy on the horse leaned down, after a handful of hair. She wasn't stupid, she surged to her feet, backpedaling.

Whatever it was behind her exhaled, making her shiver. Slowly, knowing she was going to regret it, she turned around.

It was worse than she thought.
 
Dawn awoke to the sound of voices. Groaning softly she struggled to her feet. She brushed he Auburn hair out of her eyes and froze. Her ears! They were pointed! She became aware of her surroundings then. She was in a forest of some type and voices were coming from her left. She took a step and realized what she was wearing. No longer her normal jeans and sweater but Leather Armor. Frowning she hurried towards the voices. "Gary? Jacen? where the hell are we?"
 
"The... the forests," he ran up to one of the tress. His swords clanking to the ground as he dropped them. He grabbed one of the leaves, showing it to the others.
"Remember? (I assume whoever is dm didn't come with us) Darren told us about the leaves remember, how they looked like... well like naked girls."
The full endowed leaf was just how he thought they looked like. It even had little bumps where the nipples should be. He put it in his pouch, which held an assortment of other things, picklocks and quills, even a couple of rations of food.
Weird.
"This must be the forests of Dunbar. I can't believe it. I mean, it's utterly impossible, but..."He shook his head, glancing back at the others, "But here we are."
His swords were crossed on the ground, next to the dead body.
"A death knight. From what I've read this isn't a person, but a powerful spell usually used by a dark wizard or drowl when they really want something or someone. They are like hired guns, so whoever called them are extremely powerful."
He glanced down at the one dead one.
"That's pure luck. I rolled a twenty. Honestly, he should have scattered my endtrails from here to kingdom come. If they've been called here though, then someone else knows that we're here...
"And has Muffin."
He tried to swallow, but his mouth suddenly went dry.
"I think we're in a little over our heads here guys."
 
Jacen:

"The forest of Dunbar? The FUCKING forest of DUNBAR! It can't be! If it were the forest of Dunbar wouldn't Dawn's character, Deanna Willowleaf be here? Its HER fucking forest after all!" He looked around expectantly, then caught sight of Dawn herself. Then it became clear to him. "Oh... No... Oh FUCK NO!" Everyone stared at him. "Dawn... You... You ARE Deanna Willowleaf! We ARE our FUCKING characters!"

He stopped for a moment. "But... You wern't going to play Deanna tonight... She's retired... What the fuck is going on?!" Jacen shouted as he looked between the others. For the moment, Muffin was all but forgotten, this entire situation stole Jacen's thoughts away.
 
Azrilun:

An emaciated, dessicated mockery of a human male stood before Muffin, its eyes glowing with a malivelent red energy. Its boney hand slipped from the black, light eating robes it wore and went to its thin, taut lips. "Princess..." The thing hissed in an unaturally dry voice. Shifting its gaze to the knight who had brought her here, this creature dismissed the knight with a simple nod. "Your arival could not have been at a better time!" The thing continued as it drew closer to Muffin.
 
"Hold it, hold it. Calm down," Gary went over to Jacen, holding his shoulders, "Come on now. If we all start freaking out and going crazy it'll solve nothing. Now we have to think of this logically. Ok, We're all here, and this is real. So we have to assume something happened to make us now inside the game."
Game, what a way to put it. Games were things you competed to win. Here, all you did was compete to survive.
They had to survive.
"Listen, we can just leave. That's not so hard, is it? We'll just leave, we can leave can't we?"
He stared at the blank faces. Obviously no one knew how they got here, or how they were going to leave.
"Ok, well then. Whoever sent the black knights," he loved the fact that he was a genius, "Knows we're here. They took Muffin on purpose. I think we can safely bet that if we find Muffin, we'll find this mystery wizard and, maybe he can get us some answers. Maybe even take us home."
He looked at them all. Sounded like a good enough plan for him, just ask the powerful deity for first class tickets back home. As easy as falling off a log.
 
Dawn looked at herself frowning and realized she WAS her character. From the Silver hair and pointed ears to the violet eyes. Looking at her two friends she shook her head bewildered. When Gary mentioned finding the wizard she frowned "Wait a minutte" she looked around the forest trying to remember everything she could about their game which wasn't a game anymore. "Gary even if we found this Wizard how the hell are we gonna fight him? We may LOOK like our characters but inside we are the same old people. Would we be strong enough?" she shook her head and sat heavily on a stone. "I can't believe this is happening..."
 
Jacen:

"Muffin!" Jacen shouted. "I still have to rescue muffin from the Death Knight!" Jacen rushed over to Albert Blackmane. The horse just stood there, chewing on a mouth full of grass. "Oh! Death Knight or not! She better be FUCKING safe or I'm GONNA kick some ASS!" He ranted as he tried desperately to pull himself up upon Blackmanes back. "Woulfd you lifke me to neof?" Albert asked helpfully, his mouth full of grass. "YES!" Jacen shot back. "Okedoke." Albert said happilly after he'd swallowed.
 
"Whoah... whoah... whoah," he ran off toward Jacen.
"Come on man, I know he stole your woman, and you're really peeved off right now, but you have to calm down Jacen. If you run in there right now, you'll only kill yourself and put the rest of us in danger. What we have to do is just settle people. Ok? Hell is breaking loose, and if we let it, we can all be swept up. The only way to keep our feet on the ground is to remember that we are human beings damnit, we can think rationally."
He held onto the reigns, temorarily ignoring the fact that he may or may not have heard this horse actually talk, "Jacen, you've always been more or less the leader. Don't give up on us, if we split up, we won't ever get back together."
 
Jacen:

"But... Muffin... They could be doing such horrible... Things to her..." Jacen stammered back. He just called me the leader! Damn him for that. They always did that. Put him in that role, he didn't want to be the leader... Not now... He just wanted to kick ass... "Okay... Okay... So then, what do we know bout this place?" He paused for a second, seeing all of them with blank expressions. "The forest of Dunbar you dopes! Yeesh!" He looked down at Dawn. "Its your FLIPPING forest after all... Er... Deanna's at any rate... You're a, I mean... She's a fifteenth level druid... Doesn't the forest do your... I mean, her bidding and shit? I'd call that an asset... Um..." Jacen looked over at tim. "I don't know, you don't look any diferent then before... Is Dawn the only one who got 'turned' into her character?" Jacen saw that Gary had what looked like his seventh level ranger's magic broad swords. "Uh... Gary..." Jacen pointed at the blood caked blades.
 
Dawn or rather Deanna realized he was right. This WAS her forest therefor it did do her bidding. A thought occured to her "I have an idea though I think this is Deanna thinking as weird as that sounds but.." she looked up when she saw a bird fly over head and held out her arm. It landed deftly it's nails carful not to prick. "Little bird please fly overhead and look for signs of a horse that carries two people one a woman the over a dark knight" the bird took off. Dawn smiled "Awesome! It worked! This is so cool guys.. guys?" they stared at her their mouths open "What?" they just shook their heads and went back to the problem at hand. "jeez" she muttered "you talk to one bird and everyone gets all weird"
 
Albert Blackmane:

"Shya! You said it lil missy." The horse said to Dawn, nodding his head, his black silken mane furrowing about with the action.
 
He threw his hands up in the air, giving up. It was just a leak, gas was right now leaking in the apartment, and they all happened to be having one hell of a dream.
That was it.
He bent down, picking up his bloody scimitars, he wiped them as clean as he could get, and sheathed them on his back. God, that felt so cool. No matter how many times he had role played it, it never felt as good unless you did it yourself.
"All my life I had wanted to be here, it's kinda funny. Now that I'm here, all I can think about is getting back home."
He glanced back at the others, laughing slightly.
 
"Um, yeah, okay. I'm real happy to meet you, too, but I've got a, uh, a hair appointment that I just can't miss. So if you don't mind, I'll just find my way out. Thanks."

Muffin pivoted and took a step forward. The big guy not only blocked her way but spun her around. The big thing was in her face.

She couldn't help it. She swore that if she was ever in one of those horror flicks that she wouldn't scream like a wuss girl, she'd kick Jason in the nuts and run like hell. She was such a liar. She threw her head back and screamed a piercer that made Jamie Lee "the Scream Queen" Curtis sound like a whimpering mute.

The ugly skeletal guy clapped his hands over his ears and gritted his teeth. If she hadn't been in the middle of a good scream, she could have gotten away.
 
Azrilun:

"Hhhhsss! I bind your voice! You will only speak when I wish!" The thing hissed, its skeletal hand snapping uneeringly out to clasp about her throat. A shock of energy cut through Muffin's skin, feeling as though she were being strangled from the inside out. Her peircing scream ended abruptly as the skeleton man stepped back from her.

It watched Muffin as she fought to draw breath with its glimmering red eyes. "Though you come from another plane, you are truely the same spirit... This time you will not ruin the ritual though... I will see to it... Personally!"
 
Resurrection. . .

Muffin howled but nothing came out. The thing was prattling on about something, but she couldn't hear over the roaring in her ears. She clamped her hands over her mouth and tried to rip away the gag. There was nothing there. The big ugly thing turned around and walked away.

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nothing. Well he was a fat lot of help.

The big guy behind her put his hand between her shoulder blades and shoved. She tripped over her own feet and hit the filthy cobblestones. The four sider in her bra popped loose and rattled in front of her eyes. She could hear the horse behind her bouncing around and neighing in fright. It stopped, but she couldn't see the number. The cobblestones rippled.

"JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Now that was more like it. She snatched up the die and shoved it back into her bra.

OOC: Hint, she dropped some dice. . .
 
Jacen:

Jacen dropped to the ground like a ton of bricks. Muff's scream always knocked him flat on his ass... Shaking his head, he shot to his feet. "Muff?!" Looking around wildly, she wasn't there, but he heard her scream, clear as a bell, you can damn betcha. And he didn't want to hear it again, so he took action, jumping, or rather, desperately pulling himself up onto Albert's back, he kicked. "Yah! Follow that scream!!!" He shouted.

Albert:

Imediately bursting into a gallop, Albert snuffled, knowing it wasn't the best time to mention that he didn't hear any scream... Maybe later would be better, yeah, later...
 
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