Playground for the irresponsible

[CuteSlaveLisa]

After reading several posts, comments and a PM concerning lack of use of birth-control in stories, and I am an offender, off the top of my head I have mentioned it twice in 27 stories. (Once as irony and once in which a condom was exotically employed.) I went looking.

OH MY GOD!!! We authors are an irresponsible bunch. In my review of 100 stories on Lit...

Not only was birth-control not mentioned. AND OF COURSE THAT MEANS IT WASN'T USED by the FICTIONAL protagonists...

Women failed to get annual pap-smears.
No prostate exams either.
Nobody checked their blood pressure.
Seat belts weren't used.
Smoke detector batteries were never changed.
Nobody even owns a carbon-monoxide detector, and CO is the silent killer.
Nobody designated a driver.
Or renewed their licence.
Parents never attended teacher conferences.
Mortgage payments and rents weren't paid.
Sunscreen, nope.
Fuel in the car, Nada.
Cellphones went uncharged.
Only a few bothered to shower and nobody shaved or used deodorant.
Then they often wore the same clothes for days.
People left restaurants and stores without paying.
Speed limits may have been broken.
Nobody spayed or neutered their pets.

To set the example I propose a minimum 5500 word story contest, each named individual should spend an entire weekend being totally responsible...

The last two lines of the story should read...

"After taking her birth control pills, wiping down the shower to prevent the growth of mildew, brushing her teeth for two minutes (timed with an hourglass) with a ADA approved firm bristle bent head toothbrush and a fluoride toothpaste approved by four out of five dentists and flossing, Lottie donned her sustainably grown organic cotton warm yet unrestrictive flannel night gown and walked to the bed. She had wanted intimacy but Frank her husband was already sound asleep. "Oh well," she thought to herself, "it's been a long day."

 

[RedHatter76]

In my stories, I try to make it a point, however briefly, that there's at least some attempt at responsibility on the part of the characters. I have a short series in which a pair of young female twins and their boyfriends casually have frequent sex in front of each other, but they all got tested for STDs first, and it's all anal. Of course, as a commenter pointed out, using the butthole instead of the pussy doesn't completely eliminate the risk of pregnancy, but I think it does reduce that risk enough for me to feel comfortable accepting what relatively little risk remains. I've written a couple of girl-on-girl stories, and part of the appeal of lesbian sex, at least for me, is that it's just naturally the safest kind of sex. Finally, in my pee fetish series, the furniture, floors, and car seats on which the characters casually relieve themselves are either futuristically self-cleaning or frequently cleaned by the pissers using a special (albeit fictitious) cleaning fluid.

Of course, much of what we post on Literotica is little if anything more than unabashed fantasy, so as long as the readers are adult enough to remember the difference between fantasy and reality, I'm not sure the lack of responsibility is necessarily even a problem.

 

[gordo12]

After reading several posts, comments and a PM concerning lack of use of birth-control in stories, and I am an offender, off the top of my head I have mentioned it twice in 27 stories. (Once as irony and once in which a condom was exotically employed.) I went looking.

OH MY GOD!!! We authors are an irresponsible bunch. In my review of 100 stories on Lit...

Not only was birth-control not mentioned. AND OF COURSE THAT MEANS IT WASN'T USED by the FICTIONAL protagonists...

Women failed to get annual pap-smears.
No prostate exams either.
Nobody checked their blood pressure.
Seat belts weren't used.
Smoke detector batteries were never changed.
Nobody even owns a carbon-monoxide detector, and CO is the silent killer.
Nobody designated a driver.
Or renewed their licence.
Parents never attended teacher conferences.
Mortgage payments and rents weren't paid.
Sunscreen, nope.
Fuel in the car, Nada.
Cellphones went uncharged.
Only a few bothered to shower and nobody shaved or used deodorant.
Then they often wore the same clothes for days.
People left restaurants and stores without paying.
Speed limits may have been broken.
Nobody spayed or neutered their pets.

And yet the divorce lawyers and the cockroaches all survive and show up.

Sex without BC is hot. Put your fate in the hands of the Gods and pray like shit her eggs can swim faster.

 

[CuteSlaveLisa]

...divorce lawyers and the cockroaches...

You are being redundant today.

Love and Kisses

Lisa Ann

 

[gordo12]

You are being redundant today.

Love and Kisses

Lisa Ann

LOL,

 

[Privates1stClass]

OH MY GOD!!! We authors are an irresponsible bunch. In my review of 100 stories on Lit...

Not only was birth-control not mentioned. AND OF COURSE THAT MEANS IT WASN'T USED by the FICTIONAL protagonists...

Women failed to get annual pap-smears.
No prostate exams either.
Nobody checked their blood pressure.
Seat belts weren't used.
Smoke detector batteries were never changed.
Nobody even owns a carbon-monoxide detector, and CO is the silent killer.
Nobody designated a driver.
Or renewed their licence.
Parents never attended teacher conferences.
Mortgage payments and rents weren't paid.
Sunscreen, nope.
Fuel in the car, Nada.
Cellphones went uncharged.
Only a few bothered to shower and nobody shaved or used deodorant.
Then they often wore the same clothes for days.
People left restaurants and stores without paying.
Speed limits may have been broken.
Nobody spayed or neutered their pets.

Not only that, but in stories I read:

* None of the women ever had periods.
* None of the guys were ever tested for STD's even though they boasted of hundreds of conquests.
* Women were always on birth control pills.
* When the guys had sex, they lasted almost forever, and it was always the best they ever had.
* Guys could give women orgasms just by licking their nipples.
* Nearly all the women wore 'DD' bras.
* Most of the guys had 8-inch cocks.
* Those guys without 8-inch cocks were written off by women.
* Eighty percent of the women were horny all the time.
* Those women who weren't horny were easily seduced.
* Guys were so good that their women didn't need dildos or vibrators.
* Old men 75 years old had no need for Viagra.

 

[Hypoxia]

A number of my stories include an Author's Note that the players don't use birth control. Hey, this is LIT fantasyland, where pregnancies occur by decree. You want her preggers, fine. You want no embarazada bothers, fine. You want massive pregnancies from magic semen, fine. We control the process. Selah!

 

[Pocketshaver]

if you go online and peruse sex stories written by teenagers as a source of information on sex....... your rather fucking dumb

 

[gordo12]

if you go online and peruse sex stories written by teenagers as a source of information on sex....... your rather fucking dumb

Speaking of dumb, it's YOU'RE.

Your, you're and yore. Look them up stupid before you insult people.
Also it's sex... three dots stupid. Not a handful. That's why the spell check has that little red squiggly line underneath it.

 

[georgerb]

And I thought that red squiggly line was a notation of excellent grammar...sigh.

 

[ChuckWolf]

It's a real-world necessity, but I'll never bring that up in one of my stories.

It's a boner-killer.

 

[Carnevil9]

Yeah, and Star Trek never shows us the toilets on the Starship Enterprise, either. That doesn't mean they don't exist. They just aren't interesting enough to include in the story.

(Hmmm, that just gave me a story idea for a fan-fic scat story. I think I'll call it "The Captain's Log.")

 

[Hypoxia]

My authorial tasks generally don't include instructing audiences how to live in health and prosperity. When readers laugh, cry, and/or cum, that's enough.

Yeah, and Star Trek never shows us the toilets on the Starship Enterprise, either. That doesn't mean they don't exist. They just aren't interesting enough to include in the story.

And no bidets. But hey, sanitary facilities in space should be... impressive. Or minimized, like evolved semiconductors. High-tech purity devices will pump you dry. Ultra-tech devices will teleport your detritus and excreta to alternate dimensions.

(Hmmm, that just gave me a story idea for a fan-fic scat story. I think I'll call it "The Captain's Log.")

Oh shit.