Platitudes...

[*bratcat*]

 

[Tantanah]

Everything gets better with time.

If it doesn't kill you it'll make you stronger.

 

[peachykeen]

does "suck it up, buddy" count? I use that one a lot.

 

[Monazwx]

The 'silver lining' one is a regular of mine.

 

[sufisaint]

Some see the glass half empty and some see it half full.... I just want to know if its been washed lately.

 

[MNGuy]

That's life, you make decisions, then live with them.

Kill them all, let God sort them out.

If I was a young, single, good-looking guy . . .

 

[1hotjob]

My favorites:

Don't shit where you eat.

You have to sleep in the bed that you make.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[*bratcat*]

Here are some with a twist...

 

[TWB]

Platadudes are not very useful, in my experience. Male platapus are heavier than the females, and either are rather difficult to carry and toss about, especially in casual conversation.

 

[LordMagicMan]

Sex is better in pairs

 

[Hamletmaschine]

This one just came on a bookmarker that was included in a book I just ordered:

"Things work out best for the people who make the best of the way things work out."

My stomach actually heaved when I read that one.