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This is not a joke; it is not from The Onion.
Note to Roxanne, below at **
Take A Holiday... In Bin Laden's Caves
Monday October 30, 10:31 AM
There will soon be a new holiday destination for the most intrepid tourists, according to one newspaper. Osama bin Laden's infamous Tora Bora caves hideout is reportedly being converted - into a £5.3m holiday resort.
It seems hotels and restaurants are being built on mountains overlooking the al Qaeda leader's secret lair in Afghanistan, says The Sun.
The newspaper quotes a former warlord-turned local governor as saying the area is now completely safe.
Gul Agha Sherazi said: "Tora Bora is world famous - but we want it to be known for tourism, not terrorism," claims the paper.
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** See how the spirit of capitalism promotes world peace! See how it turns a gruff warlord into a pussycat devoted to his rational self interest!
Note to Roxanne, below at **
Take A Holiday... In Bin Laden's Caves
Monday October 30, 10:31 AM
There will soon be a new holiday destination for the most intrepid tourists, according to one newspaper. Osama bin Laden's infamous Tora Bora caves hideout is reportedly being converted - into a £5.3m holiday resort.
It seems hotels and restaurants are being built on mountains overlooking the al Qaeda leader's secret lair in Afghanistan, says The Sun.
The newspaper quotes a former warlord-turned local governor as saying the area is now completely safe.
Gul Agha Sherazi said: "Tora Bora is world famous - but we want it to be known for tourism, not terrorism," claims the paper.
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** See how the spirit of capitalism promotes world peace! See how it turns a gruff warlord into a pussycat devoted to his rational self interest!
