Plan B available "over the counter"
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CharleyH said:
You wanna talk about the man you have shackled in your basement instead?
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sweetsubsarahh said:
nah - only the one you have shackled - OH WAIT not even that! I am seriously not seeing why Plan B is bad? I wear fur! BTW. I think it grand. Why is there an arguement? People think women are sluts or sumpthin'?
Can't have a brain or sumpthin'? Plan B? LOL What happened to Plan A? It went the way of honesty? 
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CharleyH said:LOL What happened to Plan A? It went the way of honesty?
Plan A was a loooooong night of passionate headbangin sex, with him pulling out just before the BIG O.
But 30 seconds into it he says "oops"
Could be time for Plan B.
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The question that I always ask, shuts these shrill anti-abortion nitwits up and reveals them as the hypocrites they are, is, "So, how many children have you adopted?" Our foster care system is a joke. Dumps kids out on the street, destined to fail, with absolutely no skills at all.
If your primary concern was children, as you so profess, then you'd be first in line to adopt these kids. But you're not. Instead, you're first in line to decry distribution of birth control to sexually active teenagers. 'Cuz if they just kept it in their pants, they'd get to heaven. Or wherever.
If your primary concern was children, as you so profess, then you'd be first in line to adopt these kids. But you're not. Instead, you're first in line to decry distribution of birth control to sexually active teenagers. 'Cuz if they just kept it in their pants, they'd get to heaven. Or wherever.
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Charley What happened to Plan A?
This is a true story. My wife and I were 'religiously' following Plan A, with meant condoms every time. Then one broke, around the likely time of ovulation. We went to the Dr. and got the prescription for Plan B (or its equivalent).
This is a true story. My wife and I were 'religiously' following Plan A, with meant condoms every time. Then one broke, around the likely time of ovulation. We went to the Dr. and got the prescription for Plan B (or its equivalent).
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No "Plan A" short of complete removal of internal baby making equipment is foolproof. I have a friend whose mother was told he would never exist. They kept at it, utilizing every available option, and eventually he came along. His family is a perfect example of plan A not working, as unbelievable as this is going to sound. Unless you were actually around, watching this happen, it is pretty much impossible to believe.
The plan was for one child, so after miracle boy, plan A went into effect - condoms.
Four years later, plan A failed. So, now he had a sister. Time for plan A, part II, electric boogaloo - tubal ligation.
Thirteen years later, strike two, sister two. Third time's a charm? Vasectomy.
Four years later, everyone was telling them to start playing the lottery and enter the Publishers Clearing House, not to mention teasing dad about having sperm with little S-adorned capes. Strike three, sister three.
My friend's mom has since had the baby-making apparatus removed due to other problems, but they joke that they're not even sure that is going to do the trick. They have Ripley's on speed-dial, just in case. My friend's son has an aunt that is only two grades ahead of him in school right now.
The plan was for one child, so after miracle boy, plan A went into effect - condoms.
Four years later, plan A failed. So, now he had a sister. Time for plan A, part II, electric boogaloo - tubal ligation.
Thirteen years later, strike two, sister two. Third time's a charm? Vasectomy.
Four years later, everyone was telling them to start playing the lottery and enter the Publishers Clearing House, not to mention teasing dad about having sperm with little S-adorned capes. Strike three, sister three.
My friend's mom has since had the baby-making apparatus removed due to other problems, but they joke that they're not even sure that is going to do the trick. They have Ripley's on speed-dial, just in case. My friend's son has an aunt that is only two grades ahead of him in school right now.
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