Pizza with condoms

[oggbashan]

Apparently a New Zealand Pizza Delivery company, about to open branches in the UK, caused some offence in New Zealand by delivering hundreds of thousands of condoms with advertising for their 'Hell' pizzas.

Commenting on condemnation by the Roman Catholic church in NZ, a company spokesman suggested that RC Church officials were not expected to form a significant part of the Pizza's company's clientele.

They might be right.

"Pizza with something to go?"

Og

 

[rgraham666]

Do they put the condoms on after they cook the pizza?

 

[oggbashan]

Do they put the condoms on after they cook the pizza?

I think you are supposed to don the condom after you have seduced the partner of your choice by sharing a 'Hell' pizza.

I'm not convinced that a takeaway pizza would be that effective. Maybe pizzas are rare and expensive in New Zealand?

Og

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

This makes me wonder what they use for pizza toppings in NZ and what the consumer does with them

 

[scriptordelecto]

This makes me wonder what they use for pizza toppings in NZ and what the consumer does with them

This just screams fetish piece.

 

[oggbashan]

Just in case you think it's too good to be true, google "hell pizza" or go here:

Hell Pizza

Og

 

[R. Richard]

I think you are supposed to don the condom after you have seduced the partner of your choice by sharing a 'Hell' pizza.

I'm not convinced that a takeaway pizza would be that effective. Maybe pizzas are rare and expensive in New Zealand?

Og

Well, the "Lust Pizza" is topped with puttanesca sauce [whore sauce.] This last would seem to tie in well with the condom promotion.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

The condoms are for the sausage pizzas.

 

[3113]

Commenting on condemnation by the Roman Catholic church in NZ, a company spokesman suggested that RC Church officials were not expected to form a significant part of the Pizza's company's clientele.

Heh. That's what they think! The RC knows what they're talking about. Think of all those young, Catholics boys buying pizza. And there, there is a free condom they can just slip into their wallet.

I tell you, it's an invitation to fornicate!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Dang, what a service!!!

Is the pizza delivered by a hunk, too? Do this company sell stocks..?

 

[rgraham666]

Just in case you think it's too good to be true, google "hell pizza" or go here:

Hell Pizza

Og

Doesn't the Catholic Church realize that by whining like that they will convince many people, like me, to move Hell Pizza to the top of my speed dial when ordering pizza.

"If it pisses off the Catholic Church so much, Hell must be doing some good," would be my thought.