Pizza Delivery

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My idea is about a wife whose husband calls on the way home from work and tells his wife to order a pizza for dinner since she’s a lousy cook and the only recipe her mother taught her was how to make tomato soup out of ketchup and water. So she orders the pie and then puts on a sheer gown hoping to surprise her husband and maybe get some action after the pizza.

When the doorbell rings a few minutes later, she opens the door with her perky tits jutting out and her full bush on display. Much to her chagrin, it’s the pizza boy and not her husband. He says, “I’ve got your double cheese and sausage – that will be $27.30.” She realizes that she has no cash on her and that her husband was going to pay for the pie when he got home. And she can’t use a credit card because she’s recently been laid off and the bank canceled her credit cards. So she says, “Come on in. My husband will be home momentito and he’ll pay you.” “No can do,” the driver says. “I’ve got 8 pizzas out in the car and if I don’t get them delivered pronto, it’ll be my ass.”

So she asks him if there’s any other way she can pay since she’s short on cash and kind of licks her lips as she says it. He agrees to give her the pizza if he can jack off while watching her. After awhile, though, he moves in and starts licking her pussy like crazy. She’s going hog wild and can’t believe how good it feels. Out of the blue, the driver whips out a huge hard-on and starts banging her like crazy. She’s cumming and cumming all over the place and can’t believe how good he’s screwing her. The driver shoots a massive wad all over her face and then pulls up his pants, says, “Enjoy your pizza” and sprints out the door.

I’m stuck on where to go from here – any thoughts? And do you think it would be better if she's an ethnic woman?
 
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I like the general theme, but the "sex for pizza" scene is a bit limiting, I think. If I was doing this, I would make the hubby and wife have a regular Friday pizza night. They even could make a game out of it. If the pizza has an even number of pepporinis, she gets eaten at the end of the meal, and if its an odd number, he gets a blowjob as dessert. You could spend alot of time describing some previous Friday night encounters.

Its always the same pizza guy. Young, hot, atheletic. The husband is always home and pays, but the eye each other, and he can sense that they have fun shortly after he leaves. One night, the hubby's just pulling up as she answer's the door. She grabs the pizza and counts the pepporoni, and pulls one off. She ends up explaining the little game to the pizza guy, and he is really turned on by it.

Now, the next time, she has no cash. He can ask for a blowjob, and can tell her she will "win" the game tonight.

Hubby comes home, they eat, he eats some more, and maybe some doggie while they watch a hockey game.

It could become a regular thing, so that if she calls him and he makes sure she gets eaten, then he comes a bit early to collect his blowjob.

Just some thoughts.
 
I like the general theme, but the "sex for pizza" scene is a bit limiting, I think. If I was doing this, I would make the hubby and wife have a regular Friday pizza night. They even could make a game out of it. If the pizza has an even number of pepporinis, she gets eaten at the end of the meal, and if its an odd number, he gets a blowjob as dessert. You could spend alot of time describing some previous Friday night encounters.

Its always the same pizza guy. Young, hot, atheletic. The husband is always home and pays, but the eye each other, and he can sense that they have fun shortly after he leaves. One night, the hubby's just pulling up as she answer's the door. She grabs the pizza and counts the pepporoni, and pulls one off. She ends up explaining the little game to the pizza guy, and he is really turned on by it.

Now, the next time, she has no cash. He can ask for a blowjob, and can tell her she will "win" the game tonight.

Hubby comes home, they eat, he eats some more, and maybe some doggie while they watch a hockey game.

It could become a regular thing, so that if she calls him and he makes sure she gets eaten, then he comes a bit early to collect his blowjob.

Just some thoughts.

Thanks a lot for your advice.
 
you had me at "sausage";)

Always count on SirHugs to bring the funny. :D

I'm wondering how long that encounter will take, since he's in such a rush to get those other 8 pizzas out. Maybe he leaves (taking the pizza with him), and comes back later on, when the hubby is there. However, they had a huge fight and the husband leaves, leaving the pizza money on the table. The wife is pissed and horny, and their house is the pizza boy's last stop for the evening.

(Or the hubby could offer the wife up as "payment" and stay to be cuckholded, there's lots of variation for this type of story)
 
You have a thing for sausage? :)

It's just so.... iconic (? is that the right word? ) an image for a certain cheesy porn style tale....having lived through cheesy 70s/80s/90s porn, it has a nostalgic promise of naughty antics.
 
It's just so.... iconic (? is that the right word? ) an image for a certain cheesy porn style tale....having lived through cheesy 70s/80s/90s porn, it has a nostalgic promise of naughty antics.

I think iconic works in that case. There's actually a porn web site called "Big Sausage Pizza" I believe which features videos of girls seducing the pizza guy.
 
I worked my way through college delivering pizza. Sad to say, nothing of the sort ever happened to me. But I'd love to read about it!......Carney (with extra sausage)
 
As Monazwx correctly states, there are many variations on this theme. Here's another one.

Hubby has always wanted to see his wife do something with the pizza guy. Being a fan of cheesy 80s porn, this has always been high on his fantasy list. His big fantasy would be to see his wife paying for the pizza with a blow job because she didn't have any cash, but he'd settle for his wife letting her robe fall open, 'accidentally' flashing her tits. But he knew his wife well enough to know that this wasn't going to happen. She might talk dirty in the bedroom, but there was no way she'd do anything like that. Also, the pizza guy was a geeky college kid who'd probably run a mile if an older woman made any sort of move on him. But then, hubby came up with a cunning plan.

He talked a guy at work into posing as the pizza guy. Friday night, hubby came home early, sneaked into the house, and hid all his wife's cash. Then he hid himself away and waited for the action to begin. When pizza guy turned up, he was already in a foul mood. Being older then the avearge pizza dude, he said he was the manager or something, and he was pissed off because half his staff didn't show up for work. Obviously, he's even more pissed when wifey can't find any cash to pay him. Furious, the pizza guy whips out his love sausage (we all love sausage) and demands she satisfy him immediately. From his hiding place, hubby is both surprised and delighted when his wife goes into submissive mode. His plan to burst in and catch them in the act is forgotten as he wants to see how far things will go.

Again, this can go various ways.
 
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I like that variation too.

As Monazwx correctly states, there are many variations on this theme. Here's another one.

Hubby has always wanted to see his wife do something with the pizza guy. Being a fan of cheesy 80s porn, this has always been high on his fantasy list. His big fantasy would be to see his wife paying for the pizza with a blow job because she didn't have any cash, but he'd settle for his wife letting her robe fall open, 'accidentally' flashing her tits. But he knew his wife well enough to know that this wasn't going to happen. She might talk dirty in the bedroom, but there was no way she'd do anything like that. Also, the pizza guy was a geeky college kid who'd probably run a mile if an older woman made any sort of move on him. But then, hubby came up with a cunning plan.

He talked a guy at work into posing as the pizza guy. Friday night, hubby came home early, sneaked into the house, and hid all his wife's cash. Then he hid himself away and waited for the action to begin. When pizza guy turned up, he was already in a foul mood. Being older then the avearge pizza dude, he said he was the manager or something, and he was pissed off because half his staff didn't show up for work. Obviously, he's even more pissed when wifey can't find any cash to pay him. Furious, the pizza guy whips out his love sausage (we all love sausage) and demands she satisfy him immediately. From his hiding place, hubby is both surprised and delighted when his wife goes into submissive mode. His plan to burst in and catch them in the act is forgotten as he wants to see how far things will go.

Again, this can go various ways.
 
Wow. All kinds of '09 bumps happening lately. Is someone writing this pizza story?
 
Wow. All kinds of '09 bumps happening lately. Is someone writing this pizza story?

Is there a statue of limitations on old threads? I don't want to run afoul of this board but some of the older ideas that never came to fruition still intrigue me.
 
Of course there is not. I was making an observation. People could "bump" a thread from 1999 if they showed a genuine interest in the idea/topic. After all, Lit's rules only state that "you cannot bump old threads to be disruptive or rude to a board/member".

It's why I asked if there was any interest to write (or a story already written) about the pizza delivery.
 
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Of course there is not. I was making an ibservation. People could "bump" a thread from 1999 if they showed a genuine interest in the idea/topic. After all, Lit's rules only state that "you cannot bump old threads to be disruptive or rude to a board/member".

It's why I asked if there was any interest to write (or a story already written) about the pizza delivery.

why would that be rude or disruptive?
oldies can be goodies... as in mature stories :D
 
why would that be rude or disruptive?
oldies can be goodies... as in mature stories :D

You got that straight. I'm currently working on a story about a 62 year old GILF who gets taken by three young studs in an unabashed, no holes barred free-for-all.
 
why would that be rude or disruptive?
oldies can be goodies... as in mature stories :D

Reread what I said, silly. Two totally different things.

I said if someone had a genuine interest in a thread for the "board appropriate reasons" (IE: A story idea in this board.) then it would NOT be "spam" or "disrupting the board", yada yada.
 
why would that be rude or disruptive?
oldies can be goodies... as in mature stories :D

Some message boards do discourage the resurrection of "zombie" threads. The usual reasons give are: the original posters may have moved on, and are no longer around to defend their positions. Or some of the discussion may be outdated or redundant.

But those issues apply mostly to political and other discussion type topics. I don't think it applies here. But I can understand someone being cautious.
 
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