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Strangebuddy
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No, not the Joe Dante ones...though that could be fun.
I like the idea of new and old magics ad superstitions fighting it out so what if some trouble-making pixies and some mechanically minded gremlins fought it out?
A bored pixie decides to have some fun in a small town and flies about, pulling some small pranks both erotic and harmless at first but that gets boring so she steals some food and takes a nap on a rooftop think about what to do next.
She wakes up an hour or two later to see a mob of tiny people running past her to go reach a satellite dish which they disassemble and then rebuild at lightning speed. Intrigued, she goes up to their forewoman and asks her what's going on, claiming to be a representative from Titania and Oberon. The gremlin is polite and begins a long technical explanation, boiling down to they're improving things around the village in exchange for food and tech to play with, which bores the pixie, who starts unclasping the gremlin's overalls.
Gremlin tells her to stop; her shift isn't over for another 4 hours. Pixie just rolls her eyes and hits her with a spell that makes her too aroused to even stand up straight. Pixie laughs, pointing out that the gremlin doesn't know magic, can't fly, and works for humans, so she needs to know her place.
Gremlin sighs, pulls out her megaphone and requests that an R-1187 be built. Pixie suddenly finds herself grabbed and shoved into a motorized fucking machine that the forewoman can drive around in while sitting squarely on the pixie's face. Four hours later, the pixie is released, swearing revenge on all the gremlins.
The gremlins just roll their eyes and go home for the day, making love while reading new blueprints and assembling things for the humans they work with.
The next day though, the pixie brings not only more pixies but some bigger fairies who don't like the idea of these upstarts showing disrespect, even if it was to a pixie who was causing trouble. They start tearing apart things the gremlins fixed and casting hexes and charms on the gremlins and the townsfolk.
Well that doesn't sit right with the gremlins, especially the older ones who remember serving with the RAF in WWII while these little bastards were content to sit on their asses and watch things play out, so they retaliate, meeting magic with machines and curses with computers.
By the end, you have gremlins piloting mechsuits and fairies calling on other supernatural figures to help them out (a dullahan for example, who the gremlins easily take care of by dismantiling its coach and then wrapping it in gold wire...and everyone is getting fucked.
I like the idea of new and old magics ad superstitions fighting it out so what if some trouble-making pixies and some mechanically minded gremlins fought it out?
A bored pixie decides to have some fun in a small town and flies about, pulling some small pranks both erotic and harmless at first but that gets boring so she steals some food and takes a nap on a rooftop think about what to do next.
She wakes up an hour or two later to see a mob of tiny people running past her to go reach a satellite dish which they disassemble and then rebuild at lightning speed. Intrigued, she goes up to their forewoman and asks her what's going on, claiming to be a representative from Titania and Oberon. The gremlin is polite and begins a long technical explanation, boiling down to they're improving things around the village in exchange for food and tech to play with, which bores the pixie, who starts unclasping the gremlin's overalls.
Gremlin tells her to stop; her shift isn't over for another 4 hours. Pixie just rolls her eyes and hits her with a spell that makes her too aroused to even stand up straight. Pixie laughs, pointing out that the gremlin doesn't know magic, can't fly, and works for humans, so she needs to know her place.
Gremlin sighs, pulls out her megaphone and requests that an R-1187 be built. Pixie suddenly finds herself grabbed and shoved into a motorized fucking machine that the forewoman can drive around in while sitting squarely on the pixie's face. Four hours later, the pixie is released, swearing revenge on all the gremlins.
The gremlins just roll their eyes and go home for the day, making love while reading new blueprints and assembling things for the humans they work with.
The next day though, the pixie brings not only more pixies but some bigger fairies who don't like the idea of these upstarts showing disrespect, even if it was to a pixie who was causing trouble. They start tearing apart things the gremlins fixed and casting hexes and charms on the gremlins and the townsfolk.
Well that doesn't sit right with the gremlins, especially the older ones who remember serving with the RAF in WWII while these little bastards were content to sit on their asses and watch things play out, so they retaliate, meeting magic with machines and curses with computers.
By the end, you have gremlins piloting mechsuits and fairies calling on other supernatural figures to help them out (a dullahan for example, who the gremlins easily take care of by dismantiling its coach and then wrapping it in gold wire...and everyone is getting fucked.
