Pity sex

[GoldenCojones]

So I got yet another nasty comment on one of my stories a few days ago. I shared it with my wife and suddenly we were having pity sex.

I'm thinking of posting lots more nasty comments on my stories

I wonder if that troll realizes he got me laid? If the comment wasn't anonymous I might just send him a thank you note.

 

[NaokoSmith]

You are a lucky man, GC.

 

[GoldenCojones]

Yes, I truly am. My wife is a wonderful woman and I get nasty comments on my stories quite frequently

 

[Jay321]

<sarcastic ass>really, a brag thread? as bad as JBJ....</sarcastic ass>

 

[sr71plt]

<sarcastic ass>really, a brag thread? as bad as JBJ....</sarcastic ass>

We'll see if the comment was nasty enough to get him laid again.

 

[Jay321]

We'll see if the comment was nasty enough to get him laid again.

couldn't hurt.

 

[Harryasaboy]

Pity comments?

At least you get comments. All that my stories get is the sound of crickets chirping.

 

[sr71plt]

At least you get comments. All that my stories get is the sound of crickets chirping.

Surely you could work that into getting pity sex too.

 

[NaokoSmith]

At least you get comments. All that my stories get is the sound of crickets chirping.

Put a link to your stories in your signature! then we can all come and make nasty comments on them.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

Sorry Jay, no pity comments for you today.

 

[OliviaM]

So I got yet another nasty comment on one of my stories a few days ago. I shared it with my wife and suddenly we were having pity sex.

I'm thinking of posting lots more nasty comments on my stories

I wonder if that troll realizes he got me laid? If the comment wasn't anonymous I might just send him a thank you note.

This is awesome. Let's all go leave awful comments on his stories.

You should print out your stories, shred them, and use them to line hamster cages!

(am I doing this right?)

 

[lovecraft68]

I'm not sure one can get pity sex from a spouse of S/O. I mean shouldn't you be having sex anyway?

Pity sex is generally from a woman you have no sexual relationship with that feels bad enough for you for some reason that she wants to cheer you up with sex.

But hey, if that's what it takes, start posting in Loving wives, your wife will be wearing you out.

 

[ThisNameIsntTakenYet]

So I got yet another nasty comment on one of my stories a few days ago. I shared it with my wife and suddenly we were having pity sex.

I'm thinking of posting lots more nasty comments on my stories

I wonder if that troll realizes he got me laid? If the comment wasn't anonymous I might just send him a thank you note.

Sounds like you got a great wife indeed. Really a shame you can't let this commentor know though, I'm sure that's not what they intended. Would probably drive them mad that their hateful comment ended up benefiting you instead

 

[GoldenCojones]

I'm not sure one can get pity sex from a spouse of S/O. I mean shouldn't you be having sex anyway?

Pity sex is generally from a woman you have no sexual relationship with that feels bad enough for you for some reason that she wants to cheer you up with sex.

But hey, if that's what it takes, start posting in Loving wives, your wife will be wearing you out.

Yeah, it was really just an excuse, but after 20 years I'll take any excuse I can to get laid.

BTW, I do post in LW as well as group and I even have an EC posted, although it has less than 10,000 views. I have a Romance going up next, if I ever get the damned thing edited.

 

[GoldenCojones]

<sarcastic ass>really, a brag thread? as bad as JBJ....</sarcastic ass>

As old as I am, bragging is about all I got left

 

[lovecraft68]

Yeah, it was really just an excuse, but after 20 years I'll take any excuse I can to get laid.

BTW, I do post in LW as well as group and I even have an EC posted, although it has less than 10,000 views. I have a Romance going up next, if I ever get the damned thing edited.

Writing in romance will get you no pity sex. That crowd is way to nice.

 

[GoldenCojones]

Writing in romance will get you no pity sex. That crowd is way to nice.

I don't know. I managed to get a somewhat catty comment on my EC story. Probably not Pity Sex worthy though.

 

[lovecraft68]

I don't know. I managed to get a somewhat catty comment on my EC story. Probably not Pity Sex worthy though.

My wife's response to any nasty comment I read to her is "Who are you kidding, you love those. You try for them half the time."

I can't argue.