I dont know you really or why you are sad but i know i dont like it. so ill give you a big hug if that will make you smile. and ill brink some music for your party so we can start dancin'...any requests?
Rosebud come on over and sit on my lap and cry on my shoulder. I am sure when you do we will talk and something will come 'up' to take our minds off the sorrow.
Rosie *whipping out thermometer*... now where do you want it? Oral temperature isn't quite as accurate as rectal, and we do want to be accurate, right?
Wiz *slapping forehead*... So that's why they call you wiz!
Vaginal, huh? I'm not familiar with the literature to back this up, but I defer to your superior knowledge of female anatomy. This thermometer's pretty big, though. you sure it's gonna fit?