Pitching a Tent

[Carnevil9]

Inspired by a thread in the Fetish forum....

How about a story of a guy who just can't keep his dick from getting hard at inappropriate times? Maybe he's at work in a nice wool suit, and suddenly he's pitching a pup-tent in his pants. Maybe he's at the gym in some flimsy shorts. Maybe he's a biker in Lycra. What does he do? Does anyone notice? Does he get embarrassed? Or does he get lucky?

 

[sirhugs]

maybe he works as a demonstrator at a camping outfitters'?

 

[wheelchairman85]

What if the man has some sort of medical problem and it causes him to get unwanted erections.

 

[NeverWinterNite]

I like your idea. Maybe, he would be embarrassed at first but a young lady sees him pitching a tent and it gets her aroused. She can't stop staring at it and eventually they end up having a conversation in a private corner.

She could tease him and ask what why he is turned on or be more blunt, and ask if he needs a hand

 

[JustaSCOUNDREL]

That kinda plays into the Cock Struck thread.

Mike

 

[Carnevil9]

What if the man has some sort of medical problem and it causes him to get unwanted erections.

That's called priapism. Sound fun, but it is potentially very dangerous.

Maybe he accidentally overdosed on Viagra or Cialis or something like that. Might have gotten them mixed up with some other meds. Or maybe his misguided girlfriend (or scheming roomate) did it to him on purpose?

 

[wheelchairman85]

Carnevil9 I like that its a good idea.

 

[shesnotcheating]

Inspired by a thread in the Fetish forum....

How about a story of a guy who just can't keep his dick from getting hard at inappropriate times? Maybe he's at work in a nice wool suit, and suddenly he's pitching a pup-tent in his pants. Maybe he's at the gym in some flimsy shorts. Maybe he's a biker in Lycra. What does he do? Does anyone notice? Does he get embarrassed? Or does he get lucky?

Well, if you've read anything of mine, you know where this is going, but I'll throw it out there anyway.

He's my best friend, in part because he's my only friend that can refrain from hitting on my stunning but very sexually conservative wife. The rest of my friends have all been banned from my home by my wife, after some remark or action she deemed inappropriate.

I'm a little down in the dumps over some recent setback, and she calls him to come over and cheer me up. He tries to decline, sure that his condition will make him the next friend of mine banned from the house, but he can't talk to her about the why, and she finally has her way.

He shows up in the baggiest pair of sweatpants I've ever seen, but it's the first real pool day of the season, and she insists we join her. He again tries to talk himself out of the situation, but now I'm pressuring him, too, as I'm unaware of the situation.

He borrows a swimsuit; I favor the kind that only go about half way to the knee, as my wife likes my thighs. We go out to the pool, where she's wearing a conservative one-piece which nonetheless is unable to hide her incredible body. As we approach, he suddenly stops dead in his tracks, and she gasps aloud.

She's staring at him, and I look to see his absolutely enormous erection protruding from the pants leg. She quickly approaches, her face aflame, with what I assume is fury. I'm ready for the explosion, knowing I'll now have to see all my friends away from the house, and my wife, from now on.

But instead of screaming, she quietly moans, "Oh, I had no idea they got that big", as she sinks to her knees.

 

[jeninflorida]

Inspired by a thread in the Fetish forum....

How about a story of a guy who just can't keep his dick from getting hard at inappropriate times? Maybe he's at work in a nice wool suit, and suddenly he's pitching a pup-tent in his pants. Maybe he's at the gym in some flimsy shorts. Maybe he's a biker in Lycra. What does he do? Does anyone notice? Does he get embarrassed? Or does he get lucky?

what if the guy is, well just hot. he's attractive with a warm personality and super successful. he knows how to make others feel good (mentally) and its hard not to be attracted to him.

so as he gets hard at work, or with friends the women are flattered and well, they want to take him for a test ride as they are drawn to him sexually and want him. So at work as they discover he's hard, the woman try to get him to cross the line by have him in the office for lunch

 

[pierrelarue161]

Maybe it's a guy at a laundromat and he can't stop himself. There is a young wife whose hubby isn't giving her enough attention for whatever reason and she finds his reaction to her more than a little flattering. Especially if she's feeling fat and ugly for whatever reason. It reassures her that she is still sexy.

She follows him to his apartment from the laundry and they have a steamy affair, until they're caught by hubby and she has to choose. What then? I think that she moves in with him and they become a new couple. Or she chooses to stay with hubby, but only on the condition that he fuck her and show her affection.

Or the hubby is excited and it ends up as a MFM threesome. (Especially hot if the hubby ends up having sex with him, too.)