Pitching a Tent Question

[DevlinSide]

I’m sure this is a frivolous question in 2020, but I’m wondering if there is a word for extreme tumescence.

Every male wakes up with morning wood. But sometimes it’s to the point it feels like the skin will tear.

Is there a word for that?

 

[SyleusSnow]

Just a single word?

When it won't go down for hours there's the condition "priapism" but maybe that's not what you're looking for.

A story might describe it as "unyielding", "rigid", "relentless", "merciless" or any similar word.

 

[Rightguide]

Boner.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I’m sure this is a frivolous question in 2020, but I’m wondering if there is a word for extreme tumescence.

Every male wakes up with morning wood. But sometimes it’s to the point it feels like the skin will tear.

Is there a word for that?

priapism.

 

[silver gurl]

No idea wtf you are all carrying on about.

 

[Sean]

Try to find level ground. Preferably well drained. And never pitch under a tree.

 

[FataMorgana]

Try to find level ground. Preferably well drained. And never pitch under a tree.

Now I want to watch Carry On Camping.

 

[Rightguide]

No idea wtf you are all carrying on about.

We have no doubt.

 

[islandman]

No idea wtf you are all carrying on about.

Erections, morning wood, etc.

I trust you're familiar with them.

 

[FL30]

I’m sure this is a frivolous question in 2020, but I’m wondering if there is a word for extreme tumescence.

Every male wakes up with morning wood. But sometimes it’s to the point it feels like the skin will tear.

Is there a word for that?

why didn't you "google" this?

 

[silver gurl]

Erections, morning wood, etc.

I trust you're familiar with them.

Nope. I am a squatter.

 

[FGB]

I’m sure this is a frivolous question in 2020, but I’m wondering if there is a word for extreme tumescence.

Every male wakes up with morning wood. But sometimes it’s to the point it feels like the skin will tear.

Is there a word for that?

YOUNG!

 

[islandman]

Nope. I am a squatter.

Ha!


I see what you did there.............

 

[HisArpy]

Now I want to watch Carry On Camping.

What they don't tell you is that a hammock is the opposite of a hummock and instead of sleeping on a hill, you're sleeping in a hole.

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

Camping is fun. A fishing pole, some weed, nice little fire.
Not much more one needs in life.

 

[bunny4med]

Hubby used to call it "tearing bark".

 

[SpeareChucker]

No idea wtf you are all carrying on about.

Must be a political thread...

 

[MissJelaine]

I’m sure this is a frivolous question in 2020, but I’m wondering if there is a word for extreme tumescence.

Every male wakes up with morning wood. But sometimes it’s to the point it feels like the skin will tear.

Is there a word for that?

Pitching a tent? LOL never heard it described as that...... Will have to remember that phrase for my husband

 

[silver gurl]

Must be a political thread...

Dude, you can't go one thread without mentioning the "p" word! You must seek help.

 

[rockcasbah]

Nope. I am a squatter.

Change the at to ir and you’ve got a thread.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Dude, you can't go one thread without mentioning the "p" word! You must seek help.

Uncontrollable "p" is a sad yet common side effect of old age and diabeetus.
Give the old coot some slack.

 

[silver gurl]

Ha!


I see what you did there.............

I think you are the only one who caught that!

Change the at to ir and you’ve got a thread.

*Glares*

Uncontrollable "p" is a sad yet common side effect of old age and diabeetus.
Give the old coot some slack.

Notice anything different this morning?
The old coots won't know what to do....

 

[HisArpy]

Must be a political thread...

*reported*

 

[RobDownSouth]

Notice anything different this morning?
The old coots won't know what to do....

They're wandering around shell-shocked.

I find this to be quite amusing, to be honest.

 

[HisArpy]

The old coots won't know what to do....

Coot? Who you calling a coot?

<--- I is not a "coot". "Coots" is fugly little birds.

I confess to the old part though.