Pissing Matches - who will fan the flames?

[Rambling Rose]

I am as guilty as the next for occassionally needing to have the last word on a subject, but at times it seems even the most sincere thread turns into a frenzied volley for one-upmanship. If it's sexual or flirtatious, someone has to come back every time with an even more graphic response. It it's confrontational or contraversial, there is a fight to the finish and then a few more suckerpunches for good measure.

Is there a prize at the end? Does someone get the big golden cock award? If you'll kiss it, I'll be standing there with my camera ready.

Say cheese.

[edited because I was not simply talking about today's threads]

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I haven't noticed a lot of "one-upmanship" lately, as much as I've noticed people insisting on coming back for the sake of clarifiying a position.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I haven't noticed anything either, but I'm better than DCL at telling people their nicknames suck ass.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Are you two trying to pick a fight with me? Put 'em up!

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[lovetoread]

Heh,I am so sweet and nice that doing anything that fans the flames of meaness is beyond me.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I haven't noticed anything either, but I'm better than DCL at telling people their nicknames suck ass.

But I can do it without actually having to use the phrase "suck ass". It's called class, baby. Some got it, some need to take it again in summer school.

 

[plasticman33]

But I can do it without actually having to use the phrase "suck ass". It's called class, baby. Some got it, some need to take it again in summer school.

Hmmm, I rather thought 'class' was acquired, not taught! Some got it, some don't!

 

[Rambling Rose]

...and awaaaaaaaaaay they go!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Class is a privilege, not a right. And I'm in the Privileged Class. Lassie, finish your caviar.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Some confuse "passivity" with "class." Some of use patently do not.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I'm sorry, but your patent has been refused upon the grounds of not being classy enough. Have you tried to publish on the Internet?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Did you get on the wrong bus today? The short bus left a half an hour ago. Adverb-challenged use that one.

 

[plasticman33]

Some of the most 'unclassy' individuals I know come from the "privileged class". I've also had the pleasure of knowing some very classy people from the underprivileged class.

How do you define "class".

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

You mean "The" Adverb-challenged?

The Article-Challenged Mini-Van got lost coming back from zoo, so you'll have to wait in auditorium.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

How do you define "class"

If you have to ask...

 

[cymbidia]

Y'all are acting like 7th graders in loooooove.
Muffie and DCL... sitting in a tree...

And no, i don't take part in pissing matches. Not often, anyway. I don't like to get so angry or annoyed at this place and the people here that it carries over into my daily-life doings.

Though happy to take the glow of contented friendship or the ease of shared problems with me from here to there, i don't like to come away pissed off. That means i simply ignore the situations and threads and people which produce in me that response. There's plenty here for me without them.

 

[Rambling Rose]

I have to admit that I like it when you get your dander up, cym. With you quality wins hands down over quantity.

Say fuck for me. You know you want to.

 

[plasticman33]

If you have to ask...

Amazing how easy it is to start a pissing match, isn't it!

 

[glamorilla]

I can't help it if people find my obvious charm and good looks intimidating.

 

[perks]

According to Carlton, I'm not going to write for the S.A.T.'s, so I just strolled in to tell you I have to pee.

 

[Rambling Rose]

The hijacking thread is a few doors down, ducky.

 

[AzureAngel]

I am guilty of it all.

 

[perks]

The hijacking thread is a few doors down, ducky.

it was my attempt at a pissing contest. I named the players and the piss. I know I hijack, but please, this time I was being good.

 

[Rambling Rose]

This time? I thought you were always good!

Can you spell out perky_baby in the sand? I can get as far as R-a-m-b and I run out of piss every time. I need to drink more water. Be right back.