Piss on it......

[Sparky Kronkite]

http://www.gapingmaw.com/73257/1.jpg

 

[Shylady]

ewwwwwwwwwww

 

[Andra_Jenny]

Oh man,

The Chinese believe in that shit, I mean piss, too!

 

[doctor_insanus]

Do they recommend it chilled... or from the tap?

 

[Andra_Jenny]

Nothing in China is Chilled, except maybe U.S. relations.

 

[Siren]

Come on now Sparky............

 

[Starfish]

I find this highly entertaining.


Urine is composed of....


95% WATER
2.5% Urea ( ammonium nitrate)
2.5% other crystalline sediment, and other substances (mostly toxic)




Where is the cure in this?


Just get some pelletized ammonium nitrate and add it to your bath water.


Maybe you'll put on a new leaf.

 

[Andra_Jenny]

I prefer fish emulsion!






[ed note: Damn fool meant to say starfish emulsion - J_C.]

 

[Starfish]

Ya know! You've got to be careful....


Starfish have a Hard outer shell..... You have to be patient and work my trust up, to get to the soft inner parts.

 

[Andra_Jenny]

lol

Tai Hau Le (my spelling sucks in many languages)

translation:

Sehr gut
muey bueno
very good!

 

[Starfish]

What about Tres bien?


Oh, that's right, the French have a monopoly on sex with the French kiss, and manage a trios, so we must consciously leave them out of everything else.

 

[Andra_Jenny]

The French are only there to submit...

 

[Starfish]

Tell Nappykins that one! He'd roll over in his grave.

 

[Fleshmachine]

Hey the French got fries and toast under wraps too.

 

[GuyJD]

I wonder if that's the same as this guy who was on Howard Stern once. He could examine the urine of women and tell if they're a virgin or not. Weird.

 

[Andra_Jenny]

Yes, and by examining a man's urine, you can tell if he had sex during the night...

 

[swtbethie]

Sry correcting grammar

What about Tres bien?


Oh, that's right, the French have a monopoly on sex with the French kiss, and manage a trios, so we must consciously leave them out of everything else.

All those years of French I can't help it, manage à trois est trés bien

Sorry Starfish, I'm part french and my mum would kill me if I didn't correct it

 

[Guest]

um, a friend, yea that's it, a friend told me that RA's in her college dorm hall recommended pissing in the shower to kill off fungi.
Hrm, and supposedly it helps to piss on a jellyfish sting! Ouchy!

 

[shadowsource]

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[shadowsource]

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[Guest]

Oh, yes, shadowsource, I know, I was attempting to play it off, but I was the one pissing on a sting-welted leg. teehee~

 

[shadowsource]

My pet urchin

Just sailed out of the tank and spiked me. Help, Raindancer!

 

[Guest]

*tinkle tinkle* muuuhahahahaha!

 

[Mensa]

Is that appropriate for a porn site?

First bukkake, now golden showers! What's this place coming to?

 

[shadowsource]

Mensa -

You must've missed Todd's leech post about scrotal leeches: Literotica's new frontier....