Pink & Blue Bumpers (Is your car gay?)

Grushenka

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So, what do you drive? ;)
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Gay by Design, or a Lifestyle Choice? By ALEX WILLIAMS - NYT April 12, 2007

RON GEREN, an actor in Los Angeles, commutes to auditions and jobs throughout Southern California in a sleek black Mazda MX-5 Miata convertible. But for a recent date with a woman, he rented a Cadillac Escalade because he was so used to friends saying his Miata is “gay.”
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A few years ago, Meghan Daum, an op-ed contributor to The Los Angeles Times, wrote about a promising first date with a man that never led to a second one because, she later learned, the guy saw that she drove a Subaru Outback station wagon and concluded she must be a lesbian. And when Joe LaMuraglia, the founder of Gaywheels.com, an informational site modeled on the likes of Autoweb.com, told his partner he wanted to buy a Mini Cooper convertible, the boyfriend joked that he would not be seen in it because the couple “would look like such a gay cliché,” Mr. LaMuraglia said.

Cars are no more straight or gay than cellphones, office chairs or weed whackers. But in recent years that truism has not stopped a perception among some motorists that certain cars can, in the right context, be statements about a driver’s sexual orientation. At a time when car makers are marketing aggressively to gay consumers and mainstream culture has become more literate about stereotypically gay tastes through television shows like “Will & Grace” and “The L Word” (on which one of the main characters, Alice, drove a Mini Cooper), it may not be surprising that some people make such assumptions about motorists based on their cars.

Indeed, the extravagant displays of muscle car machismo and sensuous, high-design femininity on display this week at the New York International Auto Show at the Javits Center would seem to cry out for deconstruction along gender- and sexual-identity lines. But to some people, such stereotyping is homophobia, pure and simple. A poll seeking to determine the most gay automobiles, conducted by a South African Web site, was a topic of heated interest last December on Gizmodo, the New York-based technology blog, where one reader wrote: “Since when are cars gay or straight? We’re really polling people’s prejudices here.”

Others, though, including gay theorists, say many gay motorists happily embrace certain cars as reflections of identity. “People presume you want to throw off a stereotype,” said Judith Halberstam, a lesbian who is a professor of gender studies at the University of Southern California. She drives a black Mazda 3 hatchback that she considers “butch.” But, she said, “If you are a masculine woman, you might not feel bad about it, so you might become excited about knowing how to fix your pickup, or driving a ’68 Mustang.” “Not all gays want to present an image that is normative,” she said.

Ramone Johnson is a gay journalist and former Saturn engineer who compiles an annual “Top 10 Gay Cars” list for About.com, which is owned by The New York Times Company. Mr. Johnson said that “traditionally we are used to being defined by others.” Driving a stylish car can be a way of “taking control back” and saying “this is who I am,” he said. Mr. Johnson maintains that “soft lines” and a “vibrant personality” — say like those on a Volkswagen New Beetle — are typical attributes of a gay man’s car, and fashion-forward red gauges and other styling cues, for example, make the Pontiac G6 more of a gay car than its sibling, the Grand Am, because the features express a taste for freedom and fun.
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Subaru has been the most prominent company to embrace the gay market. As long ago as 2000, the automaker created advertising campaigns around Martina Navratilova, the gay tennis star, and also used a sales slogan that was a subtle gay-rights message: “It’s not a choice. It’s the way we’re built.” Little wonder that many lesbians refer to their Outbacks as “Lesbarus.” . . .
 
Cadillac STS - pewter
Chevy Suburban 4-wheel drive - white (it looks like a drug dealer vehicle, tinted windows and all)
Pontiac Trans Am - dark green metallic

I dunno....what do they say about me? (other than I have too many fucking cars ;) )
 
cloudy said:
Cadillac STS - pewter
Chevy Suburban 4-wheel drive - white (it looks like a drug dealer vehicle, tinted windows and all)
Pontiac Trans Am - dark green metallic

I dunno....what do they say about me? (other than I have too many fucking cars ;) )
How 'bout donating one of them to a poor college sophomore, erm....say, me? :devil:
 
cloudy said:
Cadillac STS - pewter
Chevy Suburban 4-wheel drive - white (it looks like a drug dealer vehicle, tinted windows and all)
Pontiac Trans Am - dark green metallic

I dunno....what do they say about me? (other than I have too many fucking cars ;) )
Chevrolet, Cadillac, Pontiac? Patriotic. or French. ;)
 
Grushenka said:
Chevrolet, Cadillac, Pontiac? Patriotic. or French. ;)

The only one I picked out is the Trans Am. I hate the other two. :D
 
I drive a cheap, sensible green Mazda. It's a 99 and it's paid for.

I think that means I'm poor. :D
 
Ive got a black 94 Toyota Camry 4 door. I guess if thats a stereotype its a family guy car, which I dont mind even though Im single.

The only thing I want to know is why cant you get a black car with a black interior? I know its hot in the summer but its not that bad and only for a few minutes. The interior I have is beige, which is ok but I would prefer black.

edited to be clearer....
 
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2000 Chevy Monte Carlo - Silver
1995 Pontiac Grand Prix GTP - Blue

All paid for, in good condition.
 
sutherngent985 said:
Ive got a black 94 Toyota Camry 4 door. I guess if thats a stereotype its a family guy car, which I dont mind even though Im single.

The only thing I want to know is why cant you get a black car with a black interior? I know its hot in the summer but its not that bad and only for a few minutes. The one I have is beige, which is ok but I would prefer black.
You could always paint it. ;)
 
sutherngent985 said:
The car is already black...its the interior I was talking about, I guess I didnt make that too clear tho
You can always throw the car....yes, the entire thing...in black paint :devil:
 
carsonshepherd said:
*snicker* What's even gayer is, my lesbian friend and I had the same car, same color and everything.
Ah-HA! It is genetic! :cathappy:
 
A lesbian friend drives an Accord station wagon. A straight female friend drives a Subaru Outback station wagon. A straight male friend drives a Toyota Prius and a gay friend drives a Land Rover. My gaycardar is all out of whack! :p
 
Blue Honda Accord
Green Toyota Echo
Blue Chevy Pick up
Access to:
Red Geo Metro
Maroon Pickup
 
cloudy said:
The only one I picked out is the Trans Am. I hate the other two. :D

What year is your Trans Am? I have a 2000 Firebird myself, only it's got a V6 instead of the V8 (I was near broke when I bought it :( )
 
TheeGoatPig said:
What year is your Trans Am? I have a 2000 Firebird myself, only it's got a V6 instead of the V8 (I was near broke when I bought it :( )

It's a 95. I love it. It's that dark green metallic...really pretty. It's the third camaro/trans am I've had, and I've loved every one of them.

I really, really, really want one of the new ones that were slated to come out this year.

http://www.bigtex.com/img/2006/auto/camaro2.jpg
 
Well, I just sold my Subary Legacy GT and really, really, really want a new Miata. :cool:

What does that all say about me. :D


Oh, but currently I drive a Hyundai station wagon. :eek: (which I hate to the very depths of my soul. There is no worse fate for a driving enthusiast than to be stuck with such a horribly pedestrian vheicle.)
 
<----2000 kia sephia (green bean is the name, thank you) with back end COVERED in bumper stickers...
what can i say? im a true dyke.


but a couple of my bestest buddies loaned me a 2003 PT Cruiser which is loverly and a tad more respectable for driving on campus.
 
Gold Ford Explorer Sport Trac.

White Honda Civic LX sedan.

The Trac is fun, the LX sensible.

I hate sensible. ;)
 
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