Pimps At Sea

[Dillinger]

Lace up your platform shoes and pick up your diamond-studded whoop-ass cane - here comes a rival pimp bent on hijacking your hoes! Welcome to the world of Pimps At Sea, where you can hoist the jolliest of rogers and set sail for a different kind of booty.

From the makers of Halo, Oni, Myth, Marathon and other games comes...

http://www.bungie.com/products/pimps/images/pas_logo.gif

No kidding... really. I mean it. You can see for yourself at:

http://www.bungie.com/products/pimps/pimpsatsea.htm

What other games should they make staring Pimps? Where else can we put pimps so that they can be most useful?

Pimps at the Library!

Pimps in Congress!

 

[kotori]

Daniel "Borin' Dan" Borstien, of Course

Pimps at the Library of Congress.

 

[Guest]

I'll bet the music is a version of the HMS Pinnafore (sp)

What Nevaaaa!!!
No Nevaaaa!!!

 

[Dillinger]

When I was a pimp I served a term
As assistant to the big pimp's firm.
I cleaned the zoot suits and I watched the door.
And I polished up the handle of the big cock's whore.

 

[MissTaken]

Pimps at the Vatican?

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Phoenyx]

Thats an old April fools joke. Look at the date for the update.
4/1/2002

 

[GreenEyedGirl]

Just sit right back and I'll tell you a tale
A tale of a fateful trip........

A three hour tour,
Of three dollar whores...........



LMAO

Sometimes I crack myself up, usually only myself though, but come one! Gilligan as the main Pimp at sea with Mary Ann and Ginger and the Professor! Comedy!

 

[Dillinger]

I tell you - it I was on that island... what a waste of hot babes...

 

[LukkyKnight]

Dill, all I can think of now is "Pigs in Space"

Thanks ever so fucking much.

 

[Guest]

When I was a pimp I served a term
As assistant to the big pimp's firm.
I cleaned the zoot suits and I watched the door.
And I polished up the handle of the big cock's whore.

*bows to the master*

 

[Dillinger]

Just sit right back and I'll tell you a tale
A tale of a fateful trip........

A three hour tour,
Of three dollar whores...........

LMAO

Sometimes I crack myself up, usually only myself though, but come one! Gilligan as the main Pimp at sea with Mary Ann and Ginger and the Professor! Comedy!

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a bunch of pimps
That started from a tropic port,
aboard their Pimpin' Ship.
The mate was a mighty masterbator, the Skipper a king of whores,
Five passengers set sail that day for a three dollar whore.
A three dollar whore.