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lifeonend

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What is the best and/or worst thing you have heard after sex. I am sure this thread exists many other places on here but I am starting fresh! I will get us all started here:

Worst: After splitting up with my ex of 5 years, a friend of mine stayed over. We had some drinks and one thing led to another and we end up having sex. Being good friends, she knew that she was the only person I had slept with besides my ex, so after she asked how it was to lose my re-virginity, which was fine. But it was the tone that was terrible, the tone said to me "well i hope someone had fun" haha

I was able to bounce back to proper form not long after tho!

Best: I have been seeing this girl recently (for a small piece of the story about how we got together, check out the other thread I started: caught in the act) We have been seeing each other for awhile and I have to say this woman has the most mind blowing orgasms of anyone I have ever been with. So I was on top and right before she came she wrapped her legs around my waist and clung to my body, lifting herself off the bed. As she was suspended from my body, she began spasming and convulsing on my cock, which of course drove me over the edge. After we both finished, I laid down next to her and she put her head on my chest, on of the sexiest things a woman can do, and after a bit more time to catch her breath she said "that was ridiculously amazing"


So there my best and worst after sex moments. What are yours?
 
Well, I can certainly remember the worst comment I ever heard after having sex: "Well, that was almost better than going fishing."
 
My worst was being called by ex wife's name during sex.
Best is with my fiance here and its so special, keeping it mine :)
 
Luckily I've never had anything bad said to me after sex, so I'll share the best and the funniest.

The best thing I had said to me was one time my wife said "Do that again," after we finished. The funniest thing was after I gave a rather voluminous cum shot on a lady friend's stomach. She looked at the all the cum I left on her, looked at me and said "Well you're well hydrated!"
 
The best: Your dick just earned the honour to be my real first (by a woman who already had enough experience, but had never orgasmed before).

The worst: Couldn't you be less messy when you were cumming?
 
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