Pillow Talk

[Hornblende]

Strictly speaking this is sofa talk, not pillow talk, but...

Numi: *Window-shatteringly loud cries of orgasmic bliss*
H: Can I just confirm something?
Numi: *looking confused and slightly worried* Yes of course
H: You did cum, didn't you?
Numi & H *collapse in giggles*

 

[suckonsimon]

Strictly speaking this is sofa talk, not pillow talk, but...

Numi: *Window-shatteringly loud cries of orgasmic bliss*
H: Can I just confirm something?
Numi: *looking confused and slightly worried* Yes of course
H: You did cum, didn't you?
Numi & H *collapse in giggles*

When there's huge erotic charge - AND it's fun, what better?

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

I once helped a GF remove her clit ring because she felt it was in the way. After one of the first times we fucked without it she cried out in orgasmic bliss "My God FUCK THAT FUCKING RING!"

 

[suckonsimon]

Late at night. Both too tired to go the distance sexually, but too stressed out by the day's events to be able to snuggle down yet. We'll read. She has her book. I'm still faffing on in and out of bed with whatever. I get into bed. I pick up my book:

Me "Where are my glasses?"
Her "No doubt they're where you last put them down."
Me "I'm sure I put them on the duvet before I went to the bathroom."
[thorough search of the duvet and the floor around the bed ensues]
Her "Do you think we can settle down some time soon! Look, do a back track in your head will you?"
Me *Sudden uncontrollable fit of giggles has me fall onto the bed flapping*
Her "What the heck? ... "
Me "Darling, just take a look at what you're wearing on your face."

... After the fits of laughter and the exchange of my glasses and the fetching of hers, the stress of the day is all gone ...

 

[Hornblende]

Late at night. Both too tired to go the distance sexually, but too stressed out by the day's events to be able to snuggle down yet. We'll read. She has her book. I'm still faffing on in and out of bed with whatever. I get into bed. I pick up my book:

Me "Where are my glasses?"
Her "No doubt they're where you last put them down."
Me "I'm sure I put them on the duvet before I went to the bathroom."
[thorough search of the duvet and the floor around the bed ensues]
Her "Do you think we can settle down some time soon! Look, do a back track in your head will you?"
Me *Sudden uncontrollable fit of giggles has me fall onto the bed flapping*
Her "What the heck? ... "
Me "Darling, just take a look at what you're wearing on your face."

... After the fits of laughter and the exchange of my glasses and the fetching of hers, the stress of the day is all gone ...

Brilliant!

 

[numeniusa]

Me: Ew, look, there are, um, bodily fluids on that cushion... I must sort that out
Him: Hmmmm. Given that it's the long holiday weekend, I'd hang fire just yet...
Me: *shivers*

 

[numeniusa]

During a discussion about balcony sex

Him: We'll have a balcony in Sardinia in the summer *evil grin*
Me: But isn't it shared with next door? Might have some unexpected company!
Him: Better in La Gomera, we weren't overlooked at all there *takes huge gulp of coffee*
Me: Isn't that were we sunbathed nude a lot? And you part-tanned your glans, above the foreskin? *giggles*
Him: *barely avoids spraying me with coffee*

 

[Little_Sister]

Pillow talk last night...

"Say you're sorry" *bite*
"Fuck you" *ass slap*
"No, fuck you" *gets up to lock the door*

 

[ydahecnot]

Who says romance is dead?

 

[numeniusa]

Him (fresh from the bath this afternoon): Shall we go downstairs and watch the cricket?
Me (I do like cricket): Or... we could watch this porn scene Sciwi linked to on Honey's new thread and see what comes up?

Will leave it to the reader to guess what happened next

 

[suckonsimon]

Ok she had a signal: I was newly dressed for the day, she was naked and I took her to the mirror, ground around behind her as hand wandered the front of her body while she watched.

'After breakfast, can we go to the market before sex?'

 

[numeniusa]

In a lovely restaurant by a pretty harbour in France last night.

Him: So.... If our waitress came over and said "You two seem nice, can I come back to your hotel with you?", I wouldn't say no... *evil grin*
Me: What, the timid looking slightly gingery one? Or the sultry dark-haired taller one?
Him: The gingery one. Lovely bum.
Me: Damn, I didn't look at her bum. I'll have to wait till she comes back. Don't you like the dark-haired one?
Him: Facially not so much, although I liked her cleavage. And everything else she displayed when she leant down to wipe the table. Hard to miss it *grins*
Me (spotting her wiping someone else's table): Look, she's doing it to that guy now. He's trying very hard not to look.
Him: The secret is not to be caught looking...

The secret's out now...

 

[meop79]

Me: Nudge Nudge

Her: Huh.... Whaaaaa?

Me: Stop Snoring!

Her: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[numeniusa]

Him: Those tea-light candles in the bedroom are perfectly nice, but they just don't provide enough light when it's dark and I'm doing something ... targeted...

Me: Head-torch?

(We've bought some bigger candles)

 

[numeniusa]

Me (fresh from my mammogram): I've never been asked to 'bend and flop' before

Him: Hmm. I could see that being part of our bedroom routine...

 

[Lia Monde]

Their lips were mute, but their bodies were talkative. His hands obliged. Her lips encouraged. His tongue beseeched. Her hips responded. His blood engorged. Her slit moistened and welcomed. Their bodies merged in noisy and bouncing delight. Their idyllic coupling brought joy and carnal satisfaction.

 

[Hornblende]

Me: I'm on the wrong side of the bed. I'm not very good with my left hand - can we swap sides? I'd hate for you to give me a bad review!

Her: What, you mean on ClitAdvisor?

Both parties temporarily halt sexual activities because we're too busy giggling.

 

[numeniusa]

Bumping this one for MF and tinglebliss, in case they have any pillow talk they'd care to share.

8:30 this morning, there's a knock on the door of our rented villa. We're still in bed, dozing.

Him: You'll have to go....
Me: What, why? (He doesn't usually encourage me to answer the door in a state of undress )
Him: Errrrr...
Me (noticing the tent pole): Ohhhhh. OK

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

During Round Two, while riding him, I leant over and whispered:

Me: If there's something that you like, I want you to tell me.
Him: I like it all! I like it all.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

First overnight at the new fella's place:

Him: BTW, I'm a sleep humper.
Me: <laughing> What?!
Him: A sleep humper. I've been known to initiate sex in my sleep.
Me: Oh! ..... Well ..... I think I'm okay with that.

 

[Hornblende]

First overnight at the new fella's place:

Him: BTW, I'm a sleep humper.
Me: <laughing> What?!
Him: A sleep humper. I've been known to initiate sex in my sleep.
Me: Oh! ..... Well ..... I think I'm okay with that.

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